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THE UNHOLY TRINITY

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‘THE UNHOLY TRINITY’ are probably the most edgy, dangerous, controversial & flamboyantly interactive adult-orientated ‘Extreme-Cabaret’ troupe, or ‘Freak-Show’ as some would say, working on these, or any shores today. Their aim is to combine the skills of the Coney-Island Carney, the Fakir, the Modern Primitive & the Warrior, with the pure entertainment value of good-old ‘Vaudervillian’ theatrical-excess, into what is a sublime melding of reality & fantasy. Where one stops and the other one starts? No-body knows.Created by ‘TheUnholySpirit’(the Manager, a big’n’hairy ‘Manson’alike) & co-run by ‘TheUnholyFather’(the Bookings Manager, a gaunt’n’bald ‘Mengele’alike’), they can be regularly seen performing as the mainstays of the ‘Trinity, within which they are often joined & aided by new & regular guest performers (‘Anarchy Adam’, ‘TheUnholyVirgin’, ‘Shameless’ to name & shame the main), as well as collaborating with exciting new bands & fellow performers, artists, DJ’s & photographers. Their performances can either be ‘A la Carte’: Customized to exactly suit specific budgets or requirements, & with any number of performers from 1 to 8+; or ‘Fixed-price’: Chosen from four set menus, (side-dishes available); and they usually include such delicacies as ‘Gyno-Rod’(imagine ‘Dyno-Rod’ meets a Gynaecologist), ‘Scrotafixion’(a Nail-Gun Crufixion… but further-South),‘D’harmabrasion’ (industrial Dermabrasion), ‘Shit Sandwich’(don’t ask!), ‘Steak Tart’Ahh!’(made in the most unlikely of ways & feminine-places), ‘Ain't no ‘arm in a Cock’n’Balls story’(Meat-Forks, 4”-9” nails, chairs, logs, hammers, arm-flesh and EVERTHING south-of-the-Border viscerally combined) & ‘Are friends Electric?’ (A Quarter-of-a-Million Volts are passed through EVERY orifice of the Male Body – meets - a light-show), as well as good old’n’new standards such as flesh-hook suspension, the electric-chair, pint-glass eating, human-dartboard, Japanese Rope Bondage, jumping on broken glass, pin the tail on the donkey, human ashtray/coat-hook, whip-mastery & heavy-piercing. Everything with more red, predatory, naked, nubile & naughty flesh than a butcher’s room slab.In one guise or another they have played everything; from private-parties, smaller clubs, cabaret bars & student-unions, to large and renowned clubs and events (‘Torture Garden’, ‘Hades’, the ‘Skin Two’ Rubber-Ball’, the ‘Max Power’ Dirty-Week-End Reunion’, the ‘Rubber Riot’) & finally (so far) internationally famous events of mammoth-scale (The ‘Bulldog Bash’, ‘V’ Festival, ‘Download’, ‘Glastonbury’). Not all of the big gig’s were good & not all the small gig’s were intimate fun, so the ‘Trinity has an unpartisan attitude to the size of venue it plays, treating all with the pure hell-for-leather, sex’n’blood’n’rock’n’rol l ‘If the price is right…’ attitude that has made it infamous. They have appeared in the press in various national and international magazines/newspapers (‘Bizarre’, the ‘Sun’ etc), on terrestrial & digital radio (‘Kerrang’ radio etc) & are regularly mentioned in dispatches on international bulletin & message boards. ("These guys make Dirty Sanchez and Jackass look like a bunch of school-girls!" 'Tim Shaw's Asylum Show' kerrangradio.co.uk, "X Rated Filth!... So horrific it turned the stomachs of staff... One member of the bar staff had to go home because she felt so ill watching it." South Wales Press, "Deviants Workshop. A shameless misuse of the toolkit" Bizarre Magazine.) Currently working on adding to their already bursting-at-the-seams repertoire of acts and skills, the ‘Trinity
are always happy & ready to discuss any request for them to perform, be it nationaly or internationaly. They can be contacted through here, by visiting their respective MySpace websites : www.myspace.com/theunholyspirit & www.myspace.com/esinem , or by visiting their main website: www.theunholytrinity.info , where their more explicit and uncensored video’s and galleries can be seen. Catch’em if you can, for once seen, never forgotten. They take you along for the ride of a lifetime, a ride best described in their own words… “Enjoyment, arousal, amusement, repulsion, intrigue, enlightenment, disbelief, laughter, lust, tears & even disgust; whatever one’s viewpoint, one will never be untouched by the power that is ‘TheUnholyTrinity', pure ‘Manson’ Family Entertainment!”

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UPCOMING GIGS, MEDIA & APPEARANCES
05/04/2007:. 'TheUnholyTrinity' will be performing their first 'public' show & walkabout of 2007 at 'The Black Sheep Bar' in Croyden on Thursday, April 5th. Prepare for an evening of 'bloody'n'naughty' fun'n'games. Bad people doing very, very baaa'd things! Follow The Poster-Link...

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