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About Me

I'm an alien robot sent from OUTER SPACE on a quest of TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!! Nah, just kidding... had you going for a while there, didn't I? I'm not really a robot, just your average alien on a quest for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION... two arms, two legs, two eyes, five ears... nothing out of the ordinary.
I heard a story the other day, but since I was kinda drunk at the time, I don't remember how it goes or what it was about... I think it wasn't even that good... come to think off it, it might have sucked... just thought I'd share.
Why did the monkey cross the road? Cause the chicken was BANANAS!
"Impossible is a word found only in the dictionaries of fools" - Napoleon Bonaparte
Is it blasphemy to claim to be your own god? I was wondering, cause you're not really stepping on anyone elses religion, are you? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it then... I AM A GOLDEN GOD (yup, I stole that line... if you know where it's from, quietly giggle to yourself).
"Don't go around saying that the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first" - Mark Twain
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now... I'm being chased by a pink elephant *blip*

My Interests

Playing my guitar, computers, photography, web stuff, poker, enjoying life, making strategies and mission statements for my quest for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION

I'd like to meet:

Intergalactic space mutants, giant fluffy space bunnies, a cow, Santa, Satan, the Popes Popemobile, Alexander the Great's elephants (cause I know they were the masterminds behind HIS quest for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION), something kinda blueish, a guy in a gorilla suit, the late great man on the moon, people that go "hmmm", that hot girl I spottet the other day, Barney Gumble, my old self, green goo, SUPERMAN (the original, cause SUPERMAN returns just makes me wish I'd spent that hour and a half doing something productive instead, like scratching my eyes out... it WAS that bad), and much much more... If you don't fall under any of the above, leave me a message and we'll see if your category is worth adding, k? wooooooooooooooo

Movies:

V for Vendetta, American History X, O Brother where art thau, 13th Warrior, Iceage 1-2 (funniest thing I've seen), Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Life of Brian, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars, Blinkende Lygte, Lord of the Rings, and many many more....

Television:

The Simpsons!!!

Books:

"Crusades Trilogy" + "Heritage of Arn" by Jan Guillou, and the "Ayla" series by Jean M. Auel are among my favorites

Heroes:

I am my own hero. I save myself every day.

My Blog

Another Sunday "I'm so bored I could die" test rampage

Ahh... one of the crappier cars. Not enough clearance.You Should Drive a LamborghiniA true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caugh...
Posted by Andrass on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

Hmm... so I'm the fool, am I?

I found this test to be quite interesting. Especially the part with the new beginning. That's exactly what I intend to do. I don't believe in these things, but find it interesting non the less.Yo...
Posted by Andrass on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

Ever wondered what nocturnal creature I am?

You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon!` And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your i...
Posted by Andrass on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

I just can't stop taking these stupid tests!!!!

So I took a few more tests today.... don't know why! It becomes a bit addictive.Surprised I didn't score higher on this one:You Are 48% SociopathYou're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antiso...
Posted by Andrass on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

Just call me Hambone!

So you wanna know how gangsta I am? Well here's your answer...How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85Your NameYour New Gangster NameHamboneYour Gangster Percent99%Your Money You'll Make Hustling...
Posted by Andrass on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

I couldn't help myself, so here it is "My Harry Potter Alter Ego!"

I somehow knew this would be the result..... You scored as Ron Weasley. You often feel like second best and as a result don't have an awful lot of self confidence, but a truer more capable friend woul...
Posted by Andrass on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

About me survey thingy!!!

Well, this is all there is to know about me..... lolTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:AndrassBirthday:27/4-1981Birthplace:TvøroyriCurre nt Location:Vági!Eye Color:GreenHair Color:Not GreenHeight:...
Posted by Andrass on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

My advanced personallity test!

These are the things I found out when I took my "Advanced personallity test": Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||||||||| 66% Orderli...
Posted by Andrass on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

My celebrity lookalike

Does this look like me???!...
Posted by Andrass on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST