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Sexual John

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About Me

I'm a fat, selfish, entirely unsexual shit. I have arthritic hips due to unclipped claws. Sweet.

My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Being Moody and Non-Plussed, Showing the Mono-Claw, Ham, Bacon, Poncing in a big way, The Pink Room, The Fridge, Bins, Sneezing, Dribbling, Rubbish sacks, Secret Shits at number 29.

I'd like to meet:

1) Generous fat ladies who are into church activites. They're easy prey. heh heh.
2) Whores.

Music:

Faster Pussycat, Josie and the Pussycats, Nashville Pussy, Liberace, Toto, Manowar.

Movies:

Turner and Hooch, Dogs In Space, Cats Eyes, FISH! The Musical, Truckdeath 2, The Monocled Mutineer, Fuckrats Pt 3: Schwarzer's Revenge, Aristocats, Zulu, FuckFunk 2, Breakdance - The Movie, Fuck! Fuck! It's a Barracuda!, Popeye, Jack Lord's 'Sharkhunt!'

Television:

You've Been Framed, C.O.P.S., World's Craziest Stunts, Gladiators, The Days Of Our Lives, Terrahawks, John Craven's Big Cat Diary, Sooty, Columbo, Channel 5's 'When Dogs Get Shipwrecked!'.

Books:

Titty Mags, S.A. Fuckin', Chicklit, Mama says: Come Get Da Skunk!, None of that 'Talk To Your Cat' crap.

Heroes:

That fucked up cat out of Rude Dog and the Dweebs.