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About Me

I like licking, scratching, sleeping and eating. I shit where I please and lay about like a beached sea creature. I get offended by shit, or other animals shit. I don't like you.I like all kinds of stuff...like chocolate cake and watching birds and moths. I once almost ate a beetle but it got stuck on my ass fur and couldnt find it forever. If I see some fur laying about on the floor..I will eat it.Sometimes when I run amuk, I will slat my ears waaaaay back and craze my eyes.....I'll sit in the same position for long minutes with my mouth slightly ajar to make you think I'm a statue...but I'm really about to attack the shit out of you!I run about the house like a crazed mad man looking steak and hookers. I think Kelly is quite foxy whereas my mum is a cunt on wheels. I don't wear pants, but if I did, my lipstick would always be out.so..if you dig me..you should hit me up.Im out XXX for extra dick

My Interests

Craps, sleeping, eating, pooing, making lady cats cry, eating rubbish, playing with bugs

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Hornsby and Peter Test. I'd like to beat the fuck out of those two for their awful contribution to music. I'm going to write a letter!

Music:

Stray Cats, Wolfsheim, Nelly Fritatta...she's like a bird you know, Duran Duran

Movies:

Scarface, Goodfellas, Watership Down, and Lesbian Porn

Books:

I don't like books...I do fancy a pile of newpapers, brown paper bags..or dirty laundry.

My Blog

Update

I've recently had a fur cut. I look like a gay. Balls!
Posted by Turkish on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST