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Evil Troll

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


I work for MySpace. I play my guitar. I take pictures of pretty girls and other pretty things. I keep to myself for the most part, but get a few drinks in me and I'll never shut up.

I've been a lot of things in my life: a child actor, a U.S. Army Soldier, a college instructor, a father, an artist, a Pagan minister, a complete lunatic, and when fate smiles upon me an inspiration to the people I love.

Although I'm technically single, my heart already belongs to a very special little Sour Girl.

"I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood
I'd cross the ocean for a heart of gold

I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line
that keeps me searching for a heart of gold...

and I'm gettin' old."
-Neil Young

My Interests

Photography, BDSM

Motorcycles

I was a fairly good sketch artist once upon a time...

History, Philosophy, Spirituality

I'd like to meet:


Gothic Models

Plus-size models

Bisexual Girls

Anyone interested in erotica production

Music:

Industrial, Metal, Psychobilly... look at my picture, that should pretty much say it all.

Movies:

Blade Runner Lost Highway Star Wars Batman The Addiction The Machinist The Jacket The Cell The Crow Natural Born Killers Kids

Television:

Family Guy, Mythbusters, and Bullshit.

Books:

Dune, Ishmael, Snow Crash, The Tao of Physics, Angels & Demons.

I mostly read non-fiction. Real life is interesting if you know where to look.

Heroes:

Che Guevara, Bettie Page, Bruce Lee, H. R. Giger.

Jesus Christ was a Buddhist, by the way.

My Blog

Which of these is the best pick-up line?

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pollsV... ...
Posted by Evil Troll on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:20:00 PST

What is the greatest heavy metal band?

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pollsV... ...
Posted by Evil Troll on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:28:00 PST

Poll: Who deserves to die?

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Posted by Evil Troll on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

Test Poll

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Posted by Evil Troll on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:34:00 PST

Why Seattle?

I keep getting this question, and I can understand why it might seem random from the outside. I can't really answer the question in a simple sentence, so I thought I'd try to spell out for both you an...
Posted by Evil Troll on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:43:00 PST

Pedocidal Maniac

34 At least I beat Missy's score....
Posted by Evil Troll on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:36:00 PST

I need to hire more models...

This is an open call to anyone who has ever thought about taking their clothes off in front of a camera. I'm going to get a little more serious with my fetish production. Nothing pornographical, not y...
Posted by Evil Troll on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

Real Life Lessons: Abstinence Doesnt Work

A study of 12,000 young Americans has concluded that "abstinence" does not work as policy for young people. Young men and women who claimed to have "pledged abstinence" were found to be just as likely...
Posted by Evil Troll on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Another Half Year Later...

I'm terribly bad at keeping in touch with people I call my friends. Even with the internet to make it so easy, I suck... Long story short: my best friend Jason (a.k.a. "The Joker") died in my hou...
Posted by Evil Troll on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

Holy shit, I'm a white boy!

I'm watching the Colbert Report and I just found out that Barack Obama and I are both not black. Apparently "black" is politically defined as the decendants of west africans who were brought to Americ...
Posted by Evil Troll on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST