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Sharkboy John

Sharkboy for President 2008

About Me


Sharkboy FAQ

Where Can I Here More Sharkboy Music?

I just set up a new profile at MyOnlineband.com. They have no limit on the songs you can upload. You can also purchase a download of the songs you really like. I also have a number of songs you can download for free.
Go to the following URL for more info:


www.MyOnlineBand.com/sharkboy

Who the hell is Sharkboy John?

I First picked up the guitar when I was 14 years old. As a teen in the late 80s I was an extreme metal head. I lived for Iron Maiden, Metallica, AC/DC, and Judas Priest.

As my guitar playing progressed I dove head first into the NeoClassical guitar movement lead by Yngwie J Malmsteen, and Paul Gilbert and the rest of the Shrapnel Records crew. I spent most of my high school years locked in a room with a metronome practicing my ass off.

I started college as a music major studying classical guitar. I soon diversified my guitar repertoire by studying Jazz, funk, and eastern music. I was heavily influenced by John Mclaughlin and his Shakti and Mahivishnu Orchestra.

I combined the shed, classical, and progressive jazz influences to create my first band, Purgatory. Purgatory never quite made it out of the basement but created a foundation for my next band [Hermafro?].

Hermafro added Tony (of Swampazz) on Guitar and Vocals, and Eric Mafea on Bass to the Purgatory line up of my self and Danny Almoduvar. Hermafro took the Progressive Jazz / Metal sound to the next level adding electronic textures to bludgeoning heavy guitar riffs and grit filled vocals.

These days I work a regular day job, have a hair cut and act like a yuppie cock sucker must of the time but I still play guitar and write music. I will be posting my latest and greatest here on my space from time to time. I hope some one will like it.

Why do they call you Sharkboy?

The nick-name Sharkboy comes from my ass hole fiends making fun of the stupid faces I would make when I play guitar. They called the face the shark face. From the shark face came sharkboy.

What the hell is with those fucked up animations you keep posting as comments to my profile?

If you like them you can check out my site

About the songs

A Prayer for Maria

This is a very personal song from me to my one year old daughter Maria. When my wife was three months pregnant, they found a mass in the baby's brain during a routine ultrasound. The mass turned out to be a massive hemorrhage that caused devastating damage to her brain. After Maria was born it was discovered that she was blind and that she suffered from seizures.I wrote this song on the night before her first eye surgery when she was three months old. It signifies the hurt I felt in my heart to have to see her suffer in such a way and the fear of uncertainty of the future and what it holds for her. It is my prayer to God for the strength to be the man I need to be in order to be a proper father to Maria. I recorded it with help from people from around the planet on myonlineband.com, a music collaboration web site.

Vengeance

This song was recorded with the help of Paul Robinson, who is one of the world's top session drummers. He has played with Paul McCartney, Jan Hammer, The Art Of Noise, The Buggles, Rod Stewart, The Pet Shop Boys, Nina Simone, Van Morrison & many more. More info about Paul can be found at his MyOnlineBand.com profile: www.myonlineband.com/Paul%20Robinson
Seeker, a session player from Germany helped out on bass. More info about Seeker can be found here:
myonlineband.com/Seeker
I played everything else.
I am still looking for a singer for this tune. If you are interested, check out my workspace at:
Vengeance Collaboration Workspace

A New Begininig

This is a song dedicated to my wife. It is about how meeting her helped change me from a negitive evil person to the positivly evil person I am today.

Angry Funk From Hell

This song was recorded in a basement in Verona, NJ with a five dollar tape recorder placed in the middle of the room. This was from a band that we called Purgatory. I played guitar, Danny Almoduovar played drums, and Dan Fabbricidory (no clue how to spell it) played bass.
It starts off with pointless shredding, then everyone jumps in followed by a slap bass funk jam.

Jagged Remorse

This song features Eric M on bass. I hate the opening guitar riff but the rest of the song is pretty cool. In the guitar solo, I try to rip off as many of Tony from Swampa-zz's licks as possible just to piss him off.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/2/2006
Band Website: myonlineband.com/sharkboy
Band Members: Sharkboy Guitar, Bass, Vocals, and keyboards on most tracks.
Influences: Stevie Ray Vaughan , Allen Holdsworth , Gary Moore, Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, GG Allin, AC/DC , Metallica, Tool , Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, John Coltrane, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Black Sabbath, Pantara, Killswitch Engage , System Of a Down, Sublime
Sounds Like: My Ass is on Fire meets a wet fart times pantera
Record Label: MyOnlineBand.com Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Firefox 3 Beta 5 Review

SummaryI have been using the new Firefox beta for a few months now and I think they finally got it right. Microsoft and Apple have some work cut out for them now.If you are a fan of Firefox, you had t...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

Big oil and Big People

I have a new conspiracy theory! It could totally be that I misread what I was seeing so I am not 100% sure that this is 100% factual so don’t get too exited yet. Anyway, I was on an Airplane, si...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

MyOnlineBand News

MyOnlineBand.com Updates New Features Added IMPROVED PERSONAL MESSAGESThe new sent mail view allows you to view messages that you have sent and check to see if the person you sent them to has read the...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

New music coming soon

For those of you who give a shit, I will be posting a new song in a week or so. It will be instramental acoustic guitar stuff. Not sure which song to take down. Send me a note and let me know which so...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

Visual Studio 2005 SP1 (from hell)

I case you haven't heard Microsoft has released the first service pack for VS 2005 and TFS. According to the team blog it fixes a shit load of bugs, most of them related to the TFS source control.I bi...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Weston Internet Access Sucks

I have been staying at the Weston Copley Place in Boston and I have to say that they Internet access sucks royal ass. It is slower then a 2800 BPS modem (if it works at all). Right now I am in the lob...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

Death of the rock star

Rock stars are over!! The record companies will never go out of business so long as there are people who do not have a passion for music. People who are passionate about music do buy music from mar...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

Danny jams on bass

Danny Almoduvar, sometimes knows as the Puerto Rican Prince of Percussion or the triple P, has found his new calling as a molten metal bass blaster. He was so metal with the bass that lava was flowing...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST

About the songs

I have three songs listed here. VampThe first song is an improvisation over a modal vamp. It was recorded on my four track back in the early nineties. The key board and drums are kind of lame but the...
Posted by Sharkboy John on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST