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El Fucking Centro

Accidental Charm, Incidental Failure.

About Me

In the wake of our existence, in our parades, and in our dances, touch, see, and behold, the wisdom of El Fucking Centro. Essential in our lifetime, and irresistable in our touch. With great spirits proclaiming that urbanization and real estate development is indeed organized crime, and we are all the victims. I was born of the Bracero Program, Farm Labor, missappropriated and mineral composite Colorado River water, Agriculture, drug trade and traffic, the unrelenting southern California sun, and fucking BOREDOM. Some people believe California was named by Sebastian Vizcaino, an early Spanish explorer, who entered California via the hot southern regions and through the Imperial Valley and referred to California as being "hot as an oven" ("cali hot", "fornus-forno oven" + ending "ia" for a place. It may be derived from caliente fornalia, Spanish for hot furnace, or it may come from calida fornax, Latin for hot climate. Some believe it has roots in Nahuatl with similar meaning. Either way, it's fucking HOT here.

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Each shirt will be shipped with a button and some stickers. Please indicate what size you wear and preferred colors. I will list available colors and sizes soon.

My Interests

Being fucking unforgivingly hot during the summer, and ridiculously cold during the winter (for no more than a month).

I'd like to meet:

Cher, Donal Logue... wait.

Music:

ALL MY CHILDREN (in Alphabetical order) Airic Relevant , Alta Voz,Aten,Batwings,Chango Rey y El Moreno,Chaotic Mess,The Corvinas,Los Discriminados ,The Dissimilars ,The Drop Outs ,The Evening Episode,God's Gang,G Rocka,Juss'n,Kas One,Madelia,Medi-cal,Minmae,Murder By Number,PWC,Scene Index,Slab City,The Undersea Collective,The Vexors.
*Message me if I forgot you*

Heroes:

RIP to my heroes come and gone, new and old... Carl's Junior on Adams, Builder's Emporium, Vogel's, Woolworth's, Dairy Queen, Valley Independent Bank, Sand's, Bob's Big Boy, Papa Bill's Pizza, Irma's, The Rock House, Michaelangelo's, Peter Piper Pizza, Round Table Pizza, Long's, Phat Beat Records, Yellow Mart, Five Star, The Valley Plaza, Bollweevils, Pace, Sam's Club, Straw Hat Pizza, Jang Jang (the tagger/skater store in the Valley Plaza from the mid 90's, you member!), Dobb's, Quarters, Juniors Raspados...

My Blog

Accidental Charm, Incidental Failure.

I have shirts. I will mail them. Pictures, sizes, and colors to be posted soon. Please Read this.
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:08:00 PST

So...

FYI:Due to limitations of reality, time, and  space, the city of El Centro cannot actually run a myspace profile herself. Sooooo, this profile is managed on behalf of El Fucking Centro (who is a ...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Tee-Shirt date to be set.

I have been/will be traveling a lot for my job, so even if I had the shirts ready right now, I'd have to sit on them til I was ready, and had enough disposable income to do it righ...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

Fuck you, I'm the shit.

Original Source unknown.  Funny none the less. "May 30th: Just moved to the Imperial Valley. Now this is an area that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings, What a plac...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

T-Shirts.

Alright. I'm off my ass and I've got everything lined up to make these shits. The early artwork has been done for years, and I have a couple of newer designs that I'm putting the finishing touche...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

Elliot's picture rules.

I found this picture in my new friend Elliot's profile with the caption "Place full of nothing." Amazing. ...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:37:00 PST

Doood.

Congrats to Frankie and Mellissa who got married this weekend. Bobby, Seb, and Bryan from Batwings are playing the casbah tonight, monday jan 22nd. 2007. Holler.
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

El Fucking Calendario

This is the same thing I posted in the bulletin. So, I am now going to try and keep up with current events. Like the next big things coming up in me...The Long and Short of it and Madraso at Tommy's t...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

The North Atlantic are coming

  Hosted By: El Fucking CentroWhen: Friday May 12, 2006at 9:00 PMWhere: Tommy's Casino467 Main St. El Centro, CA 92243USDescription:El Fucking Centro Click Here To View Event...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

Infestation.

Four El Centro bands (each containing at least one band member from ME) are playing in San Diego at the Tower bar on April 1st. You'd have to be an April fool to miss The Vexors (One t...
Posted by El Fucking Centro on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST