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some dead clever quote from some dead French cunt

About Me


An Englishman, needing a pair of striped trousers in a hurry for the New Year festivities, goes to his tailor who takes his measurements.
"That's the lot, come back in four days, I'll have it ready."
Good. Four days later.
"So sorry, come back in a week, I've made a mess of the seat."
Good, that's all right, a neat seat can be very ticklish. A week later.
"Frightfully sorry, come back in ten days, I've made a hash of the crotch."
Good, can't be helped, a snug crotch is always a teaser. Ten days later.
"Dreadfully sorry, come back in a fortnight, I've made a balls of the fly."
Good, at a pinch, a smart fly is a stiff proposition.
To make it short, the bluebells are blowing and he bollockses the buttonholes.
"God damn you to hell, Sir, no, it's indecent, there are limits! In six days, do you hear me, six days, God made the world. Yes Sir, no less Sir, the WORLD! And you are not bloody well capable of making me a pair of trousers in three months!"
"But my dear Sir, my dear Sir, look—
—at the world—
and look—
—at my TROUSERS!"
The Povey family has descended through the lines of the ancient Anglo-Saxon culture. Their name reveals that an early member was a person with the characteristics of an owl.

My Interests

deal with it.

I'd like to meet:


proper sharks and burrowing owls.

Music:

microphones, red krayola, melvins, talking heads, owls, ink & dagger, springsteen, beach boys, jim o'rourke, storm & stress, devo, karate, the fall, minutemen, hecker, los crudos, dna, big black, need new body, boredoms, haymaker, knifehandchop, joan of arc, &

Television:

curb your enthusiasm; seinfeld; twin peaks; daytodaybrasseyejam; knowingyouknowingmei'malanpartridge; planet earth

Books:

Endgame and AYC

Heroes:

samuel beckett; peter cook;

My Blog

Romance is dead

Today I went to Castleton with Lisa; both having wasted the opportunities of the Peak District neighbouring our base of Sheffield for too long. It was nice to be outside of the familiar, suppressing, ...
Posted by gor on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

Top 3 most watchable screen actors

1/ Harry Dean Stanton. The Working Class HeroUnder-rated, laconic, weather-worn actor who just makes the screen totally human and enjoyable to watch. I could enjoy anything with him in it. Select view...
Posted by gor on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

INLAND EMPIRE trailer

Yes, it has French subtitles, but they won't rape you.I am so excited for this film - it looks like no other David Lynch film and yet every other David Lynch film. I don't think I can deal with it. Fr...
Posted by gor on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST

Racist Christmas

Tomarse - we were driving my nan to her other sons and she shouted look at that troop of brownies. fortunatly it was the girl giude esqe people.made us laugh thoughP-Raff - My grandma stopped saying '...
Posted by gor on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

Twin Peaks: Season Two

10th April 2007, check Amazon.comGet beasted. It's got a cover image and everything.HOW'S ANNIE?
Posted by gor on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST

Buster

he sought the heat with a rocksteady beat.
Posted by gor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST