kuman thong profile picture

kuman thong

sometimes i still pee myself. on purpose.

About Me

i don't have the hiv.

My Interests

battle rapping whales, throwing midgets, molesting crickets, shopping at the gap for tuna, scarring and scaring infants, good games of grab-sac, eating cottage cheese, and long walks on the beach.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

I'd like to meet:

yaks and whores. and maybe jesus.

Music:

anything with hardcore banjo. and celine dion. she kicks fuckin' ass!

Movies:

quentin tarantino kind of tickles my pink. and if by "tickle my pink" you thought i meant "stab him multiple times through the heart with a tooth pick", you are dead right.

Television:

and i'm actually serious about this one...btvs. stone me now.

Books:

anything that pops-up or smells funny is a-okay in my book.

Heroes:

darth vadar, my mother, and pol pot.

My Blog

i remember you.

we used to hot box smokes on the corner of     the 76 station. three peeps to a fag. cherry a mile long. (and i remember you) maybe i used to walk you home     in the se...
Posted by kuman thong on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

distill the despised.

i want to distill the despised.   make a nice paste. maybe for salsa or a nice dip. wipe the dust and treachery from their   eyes. and replace it with apple blossoms. - mix. stir.  an...
Posted by kuman thong on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

it's...

it's starting something that you actually wanted to finish.  it's a girl that's shorter than you, and wears glasses.  it's dancing with said girl to the sound of no music.  it's ba...
Posted by kuman thong on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

three things...

...that make me rock out with my cock out.   1). getting off work, and it's still light out.  that shite is badass!   2). seeing "300" at the imax.  that flick just makes you want ...
Posted by kuman thong on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

she had nice teeth... for a yak.

ever wonder what became of them?  well, "she" strips and works at a truck stop.  classic!  i'm so glad things are working out for you after saying that i raped your scaggy ass.  i...
Posted by kuman thong on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

the girl(s) next door.

i'll miss them dearly.
Posted by kuman thong on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

sittin' back bumping some "her space holiday" and drinking a pabst...

...and life is good.  on a day that is suppose to make me feel like a failure for not being in a relationship with a significant other, i am content.   i have heat and hot water, plenty of ...
Posted by kuman thong on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST

my popular performance.

my popular performance,     subject to a needle exchange. subject to interrupted phone calls &       glitches in space. a private sector. voices drop to hu...
Posted by kuman thong on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

one summer.

she smoked black & milds and   had a sexy, raspy, voice. and big tits. you can't forget about the   big, fuckin', tits. i knew her through a friend. a flat mate. a flat mate with a...
Posted by kuman thong on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

re-named: unkempt.

he left written scripture for me. i can't make it out anymore, but it was left. and the ringing in my ears is absurd. but i have chosen it. and words were left, and read,      ...
Posted by kuman thong on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST