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Pete

About Me

I used to eat Crayola crayons, only the orange ones which I found out later were yellow because I'm colorblind. I used to jog until my doctor said I have spina bifida, that kinda threw my career down the drain. I then sank into a deep depression and saw the only way out would be by drinking an ungodly amount of beer, or in my case near beer. I've been drinking Sharps non stop for the past four years and I feel great. People die in a lot of different ways, you just gotta find your's!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone else besides my wife (I itch for you) who I can practice making babies with, the more the merrier! Plus practice makes perfect, that's what my coach always said, wait......that wasn't basketball, I feel violated. Ummmmm, or I'd like to meet someone not on myspace.

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