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Pizza Party Kevin

this is my inner child...being eaten.

About Me

I'm a pretty bad-ass break dancer, so keep me away from the sick beats, also cardboard

My Interests

trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents(a dime and a nickel) also, to figure out how to make it as a comedian. a paid one. not well paid, just paid. can't put chuckles in a gas tank. well you can, but it don't do shit.

I'd like to meet:

Good, God Fearing, Christian, Patriotic, Salt of the Earth , Nap of my Balls type folk.

Music:

The best album ever is probably Yo La Tengo's "I Can Hear The Heart Beating as One"

Movies:

The best movie ever is probably "Dr. Strangelove"

Television:

I don't watch much television, still more than i probably should, but what can you do? was sad to hear about aressted development's demise. other than that it's pretty much just the daily show, the cobert report, the office(american), good eats with alton brown, wonder shozen and fox's constant airing of old simpsons episodes. if aired all the time, i would watch the following ad nauseum: seinfeld, the brady bunch, MST3K, mr. rogers neighborhood, king of the hill. the office(british) special shout-out to MXC on spikeTV. it has one of the funniest things ever: asians falling down. The best show ever is probably "Mr. Show w/ Bob and David"

Books:

just finished mike allred's madman comics. zany shit, man. i highly reccomend it to anyone who is a complete nerd. currently trying to get through atlas shrugged. it's one of those things i've always told myself i'd do. looks like aught seven is the year(maybe). but that mother fucker's long. plus, according to some, i'm already kind of an asshole at times and i'm not really sure if i want to chance becoming an asshole all the time. The best book ever is probably "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" or "The Little Prince"

Heroes:

the inventers of fire, the wheel, and birth control. respectivly

My Blog

One foot in the past.

I don't like to look towards the past very much. I like to keep this train rolling on into the furture. "No Regrets", that's always been my motto. That and "ass, gas, or grass..." But recent...
Posted by Pizza Party Kevin on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST

The Old Relient K

The other day I was flipping through my favorite humor publication. Hint: it's a root vegetable. I saw an ad for the christian rock band Relient K. if you've never heard them, just think of ...
Posted by Pizza Party Kevin on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:50:00 PST

too little, too late

ever seen that movie "the ring"? i have not, not even the janpanese version, and i love everything janpanese(except pearl harbor, oh and manga, that shit ain't cool). but i watch enough televisio...
Posted by Pizza Party Kevin on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST

My firstest blog ever!

They got a Times New Roman font? fuck yeah! That's the shit gonna help you solve the case. So, computers are the new hula-hoop type frolic are they?  
Posted by Pizza Party Kevin on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:34:00 PST