I'd like to meet:
Anybody who isn’t a metaphorical Scarecrow. (i.e. "if only I had a brain", although anybody who didn't work that out is probably already disqualified).
Music:
Goth, Alternative, Rock, Metal, Classical. Mainly Nick Cave, The Cure, Snuff Radio, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Cash, Rolling Stones, Beethoven, Dylan, Sisters of Mercy, Einstürzende Neubauten, Bowie, Siouxsie, etc.
Movies:
Lots and lots.
Television:
No. Well, not anything that is on any more.
Books:
haha! erm... Joyce, Kafka, Wilde, Sophocles, Homer, Milton, Keats, Byron, Shelley, Shakespeare, Nabokov, Dostoyevsky, Plato, Aristotle, Virgil, Orwell, R A Wilson, Danielewski, Swift, Nietzsche, Aristophenes, Dante, Aeschylus, Cave, De Quincey, F. Herbert, Conrad, Carroll, Melville, Defoe, Hardy, Sartre, Heaney = Beowulf, Hugo, Poe, Sappho, Shaw, Rhys, Gribbin, Hawking, Pratchett, Donaldson, Ovid, Livy, J.V. Jones, D. Adams, Brooks, Goodkind, Dickens, Hobb, Modesitt, Russell, Lovecraft, Goethe, Euripedes, Abbott, Tacitus, Ceasar, Wells, ...Whats that? You get the point? Oh good.
Heroes:
Are for fools.