I got fired just now |
I got fired just now. Shucks. They basically told me that I was too expensive for them to maintain at the current time. I was itching to get out of that job anyway but I was planning on doing so a lit...
Posted by Smash Right on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:04:00 PST |
Google isn't God |
Don't worship google. Many of its search engines can be useful but please keep two things in mind when you do:A) The search results are usually web pages which could contain information that is incomp...
Posted by Smash Right on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST |
My Brother is Tough |
My little brother is not a huge dude. He's only 5'9 and he only weighs about 150 lbs. Not exactly a 90 lb weakling, but he's certainly not huge. Anyway, 6 kids cornered him in a train station once and...
Posted by Smash Right on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST |
How Hot is it? |
It is so hot out here in Australia. Its remarkable really. So hot that you can't sleep because its too friggin hot. Apparently, its going to get much, much hotter too. So hot, people, so friggin hot -...
Posted by Smash Right on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST |
What are the odds? |
Obviously, the odds are against you winning the grand prize in the lottery. Winning the smaller prizes that are designed to reward your persistance is a much more likely occurrence. I'm wondering what...
Posted by Smash Right on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:14:00 PST |
Tired is a Drug |
It is growing increasingly obvious to me that the effects exhaustion has on the human body overlap with the effects that intoxication has. When you're exhausted; your coordination, inhibition and ...
Posted by Smash Right on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Unwanted Advances |
A large woman in her 50's made several very much unwanted advances upon me today. I was in the middle of performing magic for people at my job (performing magic is my job, by the way) and this woman w...
Posted by Smash Right on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST |
Determined Lovers |
When it comes to sowing your seed, I think bugs have got to be the most commited to their cause. Today a pair of unidentified insects landed on my shirt while they were in the middle of having sex. I ...
Posted by Smash Right on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST |
Am I really THAT good? |
I try to stay humble. It's no secret to me that no matter how good at something you might get, there is always going to be somebody who can do it better in every way. Nevertheless, it seems more clear...
Posted by Smash Right on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST |
Indian-Flavored |
Indians have a distorted sense of taste. Every time the Indian kids I live with tell me something is "not spicy" - its so spicy that I can barely eat it. And everytime that they tell me its "very spic...
Posted by Smash Right on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST |
