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The Strait A's

The Strait A's made a record? Hilarious. Always.

About Me

No mercy.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/31/2006
Band Website: mensa.com
Band Members: KAT :Bass/Reading CHRIS :Guitar/Writing ROGER :Drums/'Rithmatic NATE:Drums/Internet RYAN :Drums/Research STEF :Drums/Development DAVE :Drums/Freckles ROSS :Drums/Crazyeyes, Jimmy da Sass Dragon (another drummer), Tyler "Jim" Hellyeah (yet another nother drummer)
Influences: Trivial Pursuit, Protractors, Textbooks, Automatic Pencils, Revenge Of The Nerds, Graphing Calculators, Carbon Paper, Graduated Cylinders, Bunsen Burners, Cartography, Slide Rules, NASA, NOVA, Discovery Channel, and Pornography.
Sounds Like: Corduroy slacks rubbing at the thighs.

Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

We recorded once?

-True. It was about a year ago? -True. Because we're fucking stupid? -True. It's a full length? -False. Our songs are too short for that full length shit? -True. Someone is putting it out for us? -Tru...
Posted by The Strait A's on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST

The Problem With Drunk Drivers Is They Didn't LEARN To Drive Drunk

I may or may not have deleted our myspace in a drunken haze when I got to work today. I'm a valet. Ask us about our discount hazard rates. -Chris
Posted by The Strait A's on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST