Georgi...
I've never been one to make a good first impression, so I'm not even going to bother trying to make myself look good or "cool" like all these hip kids today.
I don't mind 'Lol', but I hate 'Hehe'. It's the losers 'Lol'.
I've been told I look like shit with a pulse when I've no make up...Can't exactly argue with the truth.
My housemate claims that living with me has turned her into a superficial bitch. I can't help but feel slightly proud of myself.
Pendulum are AMAZING live. Even better when you're on class A's though. Not that I make a habit of being phetted up (Just before you all judge me for being a smack rat mother)
I hate glitter emotes. If you want me to hate you, post one on my profile!
And private profiles...what you fuckin hiding dick'ead?! I wanna nosy!!!!
I fancy an 18 year old and I'm nearly 20. It's so sad it makes me want to cry.
Bad grammar hurts my eyes. There's a difference between being dyslexic, and being a lazy shit who can't be arsed to put a teeny tiny bit of effort into what they are writing about and pick up a dictionary.
I also think that only inarticulate retards type certain words in bold with the intent of grammatically emphasising their point. Learn how to express yourself verbally and not visually,you fuck tard!
I love how Kirsty implies on her profile that I am some sort of yob "I am a gobshite...I'm not as bad as Georgi though...", Love it!
I'm not digging all these pouty pictures that everyone seems to have accommadated on there profiles.
Boys with dark hair, blue eyes or scouse accents make me go weak at the knees.
That double chocolate advert is a load of shit. Chocolate sauce in chocolate pieces does not qualify as a 'double treat'...TWO bars of chocolate would qualify as a double treat. Lying bastards. Cadburys got arseholed for giving people salmonella in 2005 anyway...So.fuck.them!!!
I wouldn't class myself as a violent person, or one to hold grudges usually, but I'd love to give my year 6 primary school teacher a good kick in the chuff for making my life hell that year.
Just realised how much of a pretentious knob I seem because of this profile....Lolz! Honestly, I'm a lovely person, I just hate a lot of things.
Bit bored of this now though.
Best.Jewellry.Ever!
