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morton

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About Me

you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoe bastard

the world is a book, and for those who don't travel read only a page.

My Interests

yawnnn.
the usual.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

hole & sikth
plan b
lady s o veeee!
bloodhound gang
at the drive-in
bowie

Movies:

mrs doubtfire

Television:

red dwarf
reeves and mortimer
fawlty towers

Books:

travel/culture books
graffitti books
a million little pieces- james frey
the beach- alex garland
running with scissors- augusten burroughs

Heroes:

alison robertson