Kayloid profile picture

Kayloid

A Great Philosopher Once Wrote.......Nawtee Nawtee Very Nawteeeeee.

About Me

I'm the biggest idiot youre ever likely to meet. At the same time fun to be around. Its hard for me to keep a straight face whilst argueing because the 'serious angry look' makes me laugh, like the time my mum found my stash and made me tip it down the grid...she reffered to it as "dope". I laughed in her face.I have the ability to be sensible... i just choose not to be. Never buy me a plant, it'll be dead within a week because i'll forget to water it. I live in Radcliffe and it smells of sewers in the Summer. My favourite word is 'digger', I like ducks and crayons.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I work in a pub and its top (free beer! hurrah!). I like drawing and painting,i'm getting pretty good at pool (shout goes out to Mel). Listening to music, stuff like that really. i also like getting wasted.Its all good :)

I'd like to meet:

Group X and Keith Lemon and God.

Music:

I like loadsa different stuff. Like: Prodigy,Pendulum,aphex twin,Outkast,Ludacris,Missy Elliot, GLC, Basement Jaxx,Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Lemon Jelly, Pendulum, S.O.A.D, KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz, Audio Bullies,Transplants, Blink 182, RHCP, Marilyn Manson. And also stuff like : Hardcore Euphoria, Hard Dance, Bonkers.Not too keen on happy hardcore though,its SHITE. The song i are mostly listening to is : Shamen. Ebeneezer Goode. What a carry on.

Movies:

Waynes World 1+2, Bill & Ted Excellent Adventure & Bogus Journey, Ace Ventura 1+2. Napoleon Dynamite, The Butterfly Effect, Tank Girl, Saw 1,2&3, Kung Pow, The Labyrinth, Alice In Wonderland and some more that cant be that important cos i'dve put them down. As it happens ive forgot.....

Television:

I don't really watch telly anymore, but i spose shameless and Skins is good.

Books:

Madolescents, A Child Called It, The Lost Boy, The Lovely Bones. The worst books ever written are: Lord of the Flies and An Inspector Calls. All copies should be spat on.

Heroes:

I suppose this means a specific person you look up to. In that case, it would be anyone i encounter, because im 5ft 1.5

My Blog

Kayloid drunk again............

Wow, i'm pissed. Whats new eh? for those who think i'm a full blown piss head, i'm actually not. i just enjoy the odd drink/(s). Appologies for any spelling mistakes. Blame John. The bugeer didnt even...
Posted by Kayloid on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

A true Story.

One fucking day, a meth head walked into Anne Summers and asked for a set of vibratng carrots. The shop assistant explained the instructions and warned him there is a danger of pregnancy and that ther...
Posted by Kayloid on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

...
Posted by Kayloid on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

Pub Stuff......

In  no particular order....... ***** Pub Talk***** Football, Tommy, Hail , Snow, Tripe, Rabbits, Snow, Darts, Shoes with holes in the bottom, Sweet meat, Neckend, Burt, Tits, Nipple Piercing...
Posted by Kayloid on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

John Brisland......

.....Can suck my wang.     Nob ed....
Posted by Kayloid on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Yum yum.

Drink up. Have some gravy.
Posted by Kayloid on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:06:00 PST

9-een Past Nineteen + Two

-Okay, what? -I'm going to the doctorate, right? -Mmm Hmm? -And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait: (bing!) -Oh, Crapshaitt! -Oh d...
Posted by Kayloid on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

LONDON!!!!!

Mind The Gap. Arriving early at the Train Station, Manchester, me and Gemma ate a big fat grease burger for Burger King, to cure hangoverness form heavy drinkage the night before. It wa...
Posted by Kayloid on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST