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The Kain Nation

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About Me

******** www.myspace.com/kilokainWhat the hell is going on? If you don't know me I'm a twisted little freak chillin' here on the fine beaches of South Texas. AND I LOVE IT. And Whataburger! Good times to be had!
Check me out NOW KEEPING THOSE LOVELY VALLEY DANCERS AWAKE FOR THE DRIVE HOME (Midnight - Big Al and Charlie) on Q 94.5 The Rock Station!!! So stay up with me... sleep is for the weak.
KAIN IS RIGHT HERE IN THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY!!!
So call me... say what's up... hell we can hang out... just don't bug me for free stuff! And make sure you have a beer in each hand... one for me of course. Been down here in The Valley for over a year now - The best place I have lived so far. Been good times all around. Before moving to McAllen I was at 107.3 The X in Corpus Christi... that rocked but the Valley rocks harder! And before that... on the border of NY and Canada... that sucked... expensive as hell but partying my ass off in Montreal, QC all the time was awesome! Gotta love the drinking Jager shots at 19 with Vanilla Ice! Before that got out of high school at 17 a quarter through my junior year because school just kinda sucked. Already being in radio for a while I knew what I wanted to do so I said "Screw this noise man!" Man I kinda miss Colorado though... it's all good... I still get to go back to visit my people! So that's pretty much how I ended up eating and breathing radio! Other than working and having good times I hang out with my dogs, chill with friends(always looking for more to add to the Kain Klan... From Harlingen to R.G.C. and everywhere in between) and of course rocking HARD! And yes I'm on the loose ladys so hit me up if you are a rocker and can put up with my wittyness and charm... I hate that drama and games and high school crap I'm too old for that. Make sure you chack out my monthly articles in Magazine X. Still workin on MY website The Kain Nation Just wait... it'll be badass when it launches... just gimmie time! I got other stuff goin on!
5 piercings - Tounge, Ears and NIPPLES! 2 Tattoos(for now) The Jager tat on my calf and the latest body mod - Smurfette throwing up the shocker(SKIN DEEP ROCKS!!!!
Used to have 7 piercings - had to take out the eyebrow and labret for work and the shit scarred up... Oh well :( You'll find me out and about having a good time as well as hanging out with all my friends with beer in hand. My favorite beer by far is Saint Arnold's Fancy Lawnmower Beer Find it in the beer section at HEB and you WILL be impressed and thanking me! What else... I watch a lot of HBO... hell I pay for it so why not watch it... Entourage, Lucky Louie, Big Love and Dane Cook's Tourgasm!
Audio... Audio On KainNation.com

My Interests

RADIO - Rocking Out - Freak News - Going To Shows - GOOD comedians - Movies - A Good Cold Beer - Jagermeister - And having good times!

I'd like to meet:

More kick ass radio people like myself... and all you freaks in The RGV..

Music:

System Of A Down - Tool - Metallica - Slipknot - Rage Against The Machine - Green Day - Sublime - Radiohead - Lit - Bob Marley - Jimi Hendrix - The Ramones - Sex Pistols - Wolfmother - Breaking Benjamin - Seether - Atreyu - (hed) P.E. - POD - Puddle Of Mud - Powerman 5000 - Alter Bridge - Beastie Boys - Incubus - Megadeth - Pantera (RIP DIMEBAG) - Damageplan (RIP DIMEBAG) - Drowning Pool - Velvet Revolver - Crossfade - Skindred - Jane's Addiction - 311 - Deftones - Audioslave - Weezer - Breaking Benjamin - Less Than Jake - Linkin Park - Hole - Bush - Nirvana (RIP Kurt) - Brian Warner (that's his real name... guess who it is... ASSHAT!) - Cake - Ozzy - Bloodhound Gang - Offspring - Alice In Chains

Movies:

Scrubs - The Aristocrats - Clerks - Clerks Uncencored - Mallrats - Dogma - Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - Chasing Amy YES I AM A KEVIN SMITH FREAK/FAN
Boondock Saints - Scarface - Casino - Goodfellas - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Bongwater - Orange County - Road Trip - Half Baked(I need a backyotomy) - Saving Silverman - The Big Lebowski - Pi - Requiem For A Dream - A Clockwork Orange - Saw I & II - Beavis And Butthead Do America - High Fidelity - Kill Bill Vol 1 & Vol 2 - Seven - Fight Club - Traffic - Trainspotting - Snatch - Ocean's Eleven - Airheads - Left Of The Dial - Freddy Got Fingered - Reservoir Dogs - Dazed And Confused - Grosse Pointe Blank - Jackie Brown - Joe Dirt - The Godfather I, II & III - Office Space - Pulp Fiction - Falling Down - Animal House - American Beauty - 21 Grams - Boiler Room - Hannibal - The Scilence Of The Lambs - CB4 - Fight Club - Being John Malkovitch - Blow - The Usual Suspects - The Rules Of Attraction - The Royal Tenenbaums

Television:

Entourage - Lucky Louie - [adult swim] - Family Guy - Furturama - Aqua Teen Hunger Force - South Park - Oz - The Soprano's - The Daily Show - The O'Riley Factor - The Tom Green Show - TV Funhouse - Trigger Happy TV - Celebrity Poker - Mr. Show - ROBOT CHICKEN - The Oblongs - Ren & Stimpy - Rocky & Bullwinkle - The Smurfs - Kids In The Hall - Sifl And Olly - Dog The Bounty Hunter

Books:

Books Suck... Maxim - Stuff

Heroes:

Myself - I am a selfish...Kevin Smith's "Dante and Randal"!

My Blog

SO EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW...

So everyone wants to know what the fuck happened to me and why they haven't heard me on The Q anymore. It took a lot of thinking and decision making and planning and what not but I decided to go back ...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST

So I Decided And Got My New Tattoo...

After a lot of deciding and throwing ideas around I decided on Smurfette...Now I'm just waiting for the blood to clear off and get out of her eyes and dress!JD over at Skin Deep Tattoo And Body Pierci...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST

I need help picking a new tattoo...

Ok so I want to get a new tattoo this weekend but can't decide WHAT I want... so these are some of my ideas.... let me know what you think... 1. Okay maybe not this one.... that is uh not my style exa...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

New Slayer Cover Art

New Slayer Cover Art
Posted by The Kain Nation on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

If you haven't already...

Check out my first article in Magazine X. You can find them at chingos of places in the RGV... just look for em.If you dig the article or hate it let me know...Coming soon... the next article... all I...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST

NEWS: HUMP THAT COLD AWAY

A scientist in Switzerland, says he's got new research showing that you can cure the common cold not with chicken soup or a tasty lozenge. . . but with VIGOROUS MOUNTING!!!   Here's why:&nb...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:37:00 PST

NEWS: THE HOT CHICK VALET SERVICE

Here's a Million-Dollar Idea so obvious, it's amazing nobody came up with it sooner:  About six months ago, a company called Girls Valet Parking opened up in Beverly Hills.  The concept is s...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

RANDOM SHIT

#1.)  Check this out:  The World Aquarium in St. Louis is selling a TWO-HEADED SNAKE, named We.  Most two-headed animals die quickly, but We's been alive for almost seven years. . . and...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

NEWS: CORY IS DRY?

SLIPKNOT frontman COREY TAYLOR gives all the credit to his wife, SCARLETT, for making him realize he had to quit drinking.  He says, quote, "I was an alcoholic.  It was really bad by the tim...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

NEWS: TOLL COLLECTORS NEED BULLET-PROOF VESTS

Since the Golden Gate Bridge opened in San Francisco, in 1937 a grand total of ONE toll collector has been SHOT during a robbery.  But apparently, that's one too many.  The bridge authority ...
Posted by The Kain Nation on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:45:00 PST