1983 - Met one of my lifelong friends, Johnny. He would later go on to be called the "Wedding Pimp" at my wedding.
1986 - Holy Cross Lutheran, Livermore (K)
1987 - Jackson Elementary, Livermore (1st grade)
1988 - Portola Elementary, Livermore (2nd grade)
1989 - Garin Elementary, Brentwood (3rd, 4th grades)
1991 - Ron Nunn Elementary, Brentwood (5th grade)
1992 - Edna Hill Middle School, Brentwood (6th-8th grades)
1995 - Liberty High School, Brentwood (9th-12th grades)
1999 - Someone gave me a diploma for some reason.
1999 - Start radio career pushing buttons three times during A's games.
2001 - Move to Eureka, CA for radio gig. Meet Acxa.
2002 - Move back to Brentwood for radio gig in Modesto.
2003 - Move to Denver for radio gig.
2005 - Get engaged to Acxa.
2006 - Get married.
2007 - Move to Redding, CA for radio gig.
2008 - Move to Sacramento, CA for job transfer/promotion.
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