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BeaglePuss

"Treating women like shit since 2002"

About Me

March 2007 Live review from the Noise (Stace): "Three men in ski masks storm the stage. Joining them by way of somersault is a wild shirtless frontman, his booming voice meshing hypnotically with the heavy-as-shit sound. The visual and audio assault is perversely pleasing. I find my self-riveted to the spot, like when the pious have to stare at the sinful. But not being a saint, I am unsure of how I can find anything debaucherous. Maybe it is because the Beagle Puss singer, Mr. Classy, is holding a largish dildo instead of a traditional microphone, or maybe it is the lyrics that somehow convey that it just makes sense to skip the dating scene and hit the cemetery, because dead girls can't say no. Beagle Puss combines stunts, innuendo, hard rock, danger, and death into a package that I would pay ten bucks to see any day of the week."January 2006 Live review from the Boston Globe (Jonathan Perry):"First up was Watertown's ski-masked buffoons BeaglePuss. Besides props, such as inflatable guitars, prosthetic marital aids, and a ridiculously extroverted lead singer named Mr. Classy (he wasn't), these politically incorrect knuckleheads brought with their bluntly honed resolve to offend and insult everybody in the room. The band's lyrics are mostly unprintable in a family newspaper."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/3/2005
Band Website: beaglepuss.com
Band Members: Mr. Classy: Dildaphone/Spocals/Jamblock Splooge: Guitar/Background Profanity Fritz Flowjob: Bass/Fat, Redd Pickle: Drums/Band Manager, and Invisible Boy: Gizmo
Influences: Black Sabbath, BLS, El Mulch Dos, Iron Maiden, Elvis Costello, PaKo, Terry S. Taylor, Slayer, Steely Dan, B-Rad and K-Bizzle, Dio, Pantera, Deuces Wylde, Megadeth, Half Nelson, Ozzy, Mort, Randy Newman, White Zombie, Dave Crespo, Matty Mattstein and the Matterenos, Dr. Frog, Dead Bubba, Billy O'Connor, The Guitar Hero Video Game, Maddox, NWA, Pornographic movies, Ernie Boch Jr., G.G. Allin, The Misfits, The Lone Rangers, Wayne & Garth, Motley Crue, Graveyard BBQ, Crazy Bush, Adam Rourke's Penis, The Bacon Baby, Yerardi's.
Sounds Like: Tenacious D decided to spray it's love seed into Lita Ford, and we're the hideous offspring... AKA Pako, but with absolutely no talent. We just sound like four guys with too much time and hate for their own good. If Andrew Dice Clay ever performed* in a musical, we'd be there to write the score.
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Record Label: OTAA Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

BP to play this year's Rodfest at The Paradise

We have been working on this show for some time, and now it..s official: BeaglePuss will be playing The Paradise Rock Club on January 19th as part of this year..s Rodfest! That..s right, BP in the b...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

BeaglePuss and Pako CD release party tomorrow night ! ! !

Im telling you right now that you dont want to miss this one. Be part of history as BeaglePuss invades The Middle East tomorrow night. Its our CD release party, its Pakos CD release party, its an 18...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST

BeaglePuss and Pako CD release party!

This is it. This is the show that BP was destined to play. We have completed our first ever full length CD entitled Were the Man. This CD is arguably the most important piece of American music ever...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

New show added, and CD update

We have just added a Saturday night show at Copperfields for August 19th. We had been booked for a gig there, but it ended up falling through. Now this time things are straightened out, and it looks...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

BP has finished the recording of debut CD

After 13 straight hours in the studio yesterday, BeaglePuss has finally finished the recording of their first album entitled Were the man. The CD still needs to be mixed and mastered, but the actuall...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

The BP update

Hello everyone. As many of you know, weve been playing a lot of shows as of late. As a band we havent had a chance to breath. All in all, this is a good thing. More shows and less practice always ...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST

Check out this event: Harper's Ferry with Graveyard BBQ!!!

Hosted By: BeaglePussWhen: Saturday Jun 24, 2006 at 8:15 PMWhere: Harper's Ferry158 Brighton Ave.Allston, AL 02134USDescription:BeaglePuss Click Here To View Event...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:26:00 PST

Summer show list (6 shows in 8 weeks), and general update

Alrighty, so as you may or may not already know. . .We have a shit load of shows coming up. So we will get right down to business. The first of many super important shows will be this coming Saturda...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST

BP and Graveyard BBQ at Harper's Ferry on 6/24!!!

We're gonna be rockin' the fuck out of Harper's fuckin Ferry; without a doubt one of the best muthafuckin venues around (on a Saturday night!). Get there EARLY cause we go on FIRST! We're playin with ...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

BP at the Skybar once again . . .

The Puss is set to invade the Skybar once again. BP cordially invites you to witness the mass destruction of Somerville firsthand. The show is on a Thursday night (Dark Sky night of course), smack-d...
Posted by BeaglePuss on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:49:00 PST