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Nathan

There's two kinds of people in this world, my kind...and assholes!

About Me


"Do you ever jump up and down to make your privates bounce?" That is a quote one of my friends asked me once out of the clear blue. Spontaneous, right? That's how I would describe myself and my friends. Always up for a good time. Definitely a partier. I enjoy meeting people from all walks of life. I am a listener. Out of all the people I associate with, I find myself to be the listener who always has the good advice to offer to whoever needs it. My name is Nate and I live in the NEPA Valley. A good place for the elderly and the drug addicts of the world. Not great for a young person who actually has a dream. I aspire to one day own my own business. Something small, a club, restraunt, just something to have fun with. I also would love to be a club performer and maybe even some type of recording artist. Music is my passion. When I am not at work or sleeping, I am most likely listening to music in some shape or form. I have awesome friends who are always there for me on the lonely nights where I feel all alone and pissed off because I have yet to find a boy who can meet my requirements (which is not that hard, except ya'll are heartless bastards). If you would like to get to know me better, or think we may have something in common. Add me or message me and we can go from there. I'm interested in meeting all kinds of people.

My Interests

plastic surgery, kabbalah, teeth, road trips, cats and dogs, inquisitive conversations, artwork, fairy tales, honey, music, shopping

I'd like to meet:

Oprah Winfrey, Madonna, Brigitte Nielson, Peaches, Bettie Page, RuPaul, and YOU!

Music:

Madonna, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Jessica Simpson, David Bowie, Deborah Cox, Lil Kim, Ozzy Osbourne, Sarah Brightman, Shakira, Toni Braxton, Marilyn Manson, Black Sabbath, MIA, Christina Aguilera, Barbra Streisand, Nick Coyle and The Drama Club, Breaking Benjamin, An American Liar, Cher, Etta James, Cyndi Lauper, Ashlee Simpson, Fantasia, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, TLC, Salt n Pepa, Paula Abdul, Lindsay Lohan, Aaliyah, Kelis, Klymaxx, Destiny's Child, Ruben Studdard, Charo, Blondie, Aha, Peaches, Le Tigre, Gravy Train, The Spice Girls, Dropkick Murphy's, From Autumn To Ashes, Rupaul, Trina, No Doubt, The Toasters, Mary J. Blige, Macy Gray, Pitbull, Missy Elliot, Kanye West, Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, Chaka Khan, Anastacia, Frank Sinatra, Kiss, Aerosmith, The Doors, Morrissey, Stone Temple Pilots, Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie Presley, Save Ferris, Guns & Roses, The Cure, Fall Out Boy, Unwritten Law, The Smiths

Movies:

Labyrinth, Mermaids, Mean Girls, Star Wars, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Cookout, Detroit Rock City, Moonstruck, The Way We Were, Erin Brockavich, To Wong Foo, The Witches of Eastwick, Hook, Ernest Scared Stupid, Finding Nemo, Death Becomes Her, The Goonies, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Monsters, Witches, The Dark Crystal, Gremlins, Dawn of the Dead, Gothika, Underworld, Edward Scissorhands, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, The Haunted Mansion, Coneheads, Harry And The Hendersons, Poetic Justice, Nutty Professor, The Breakfast Club, Spice World, But I'm A Cheerleader, Dr. T & The Women, The Broken Hearts Club, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Shaun of the Dead, If These Walls Could Talk, SLC Punk, The Lost Boys, Kill Bill, Romeo Must Die, Queen of the Damned, Drop Dead Fred, Grumpy Old Men, Grumpier Old Men, Barb Wire, Hocus Pocus

Television:

Armed & Famous, Anna Nicole Show, Simple Life, Osbournes, Queer as Folk, Roseanne

Heroes:

Any person, musician, poet, actor, or artist that has in some way done something that has inspired me to be my best and to give me motivation to overcome any and all obstacles.

My Blog

i drink champagne in the morning

watch out bitches.....this pussy is about to pop like a New Years Eve party sooner or later. This boy in the street is about to become a lady in the sheets and will be making an appearance at a street...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:26:00 PST

big titty bitches jumpin off

holla! finally this nig has gotten the chance to return to the lovely world wide web.... i know ya'll missed me let me just fill u all in on my new job. i am badabababaaaaa lovin it! i am raking in ma...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:00:00 PST

oooooh i love everything you're doin'

I have the worst case of cabin fever ever right now! I am really excited though, because I just found a whole bunch of LaToya Jackson songs on Limewire that I never heard before. Today I ate somethin...
Posted by Nathan on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:53:00 PST

back in the new york groove

finally i have my computer back on and running again...amen ALOT has happened since my last blog i quit my job! after months of bitching on how much i hated it, i just decided to up and leave one day....
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:11:00 PST

Cum in me while you stick it in da booty, lick da nut off then stick it in my cootie

I guess I need to blog to fill errrybody in on what I have been up to....actually its not been a whole lot. I work all the god damn time. I dont have a day off until Sunday. My paycheck is gonna be sw...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:45:00 PST

Your heart is not open, so I must go

Guess who is going to see Madonna on July 12th in Philly??? Mhmm thats right...ME! I am really excited about it. She is like my ICON as most of you know. I just feel lucky that I am getting the chance...
Posted by Nathan on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Run for cover mutha fucka!

hey babies! I am sooo excited, I found out this morning that I am going to become an assistant manager at my job. I am still hoping on getting the Estee Lauder job, but now that I found out I am going...
Posted by Nathan on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:30:00 PST

free your mind and the rest will follow

ok so i have been goin insane lately... i havent been sleeping....im not sure why. my brain just doesnt shut down for some reason at night. i tried everything...i even was completely annihalated drunk...
Posted by Nathan on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:59:00 PST

"tagged"

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly.&n...
Posted by Nathan on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

Let's Get Soakin' Wet!

ok so this is what I want anyone who is reading this to do.... A few friends and myself have come up with my drag name and I want you to comment this and let me know what you think of it. Are you read...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:47:00 PST