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Der Metzgermeister

Life is no Cabaret

About Me

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Myspace Codes**** ***
Trait . low score high score
Sociability 13% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 84% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 68% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 60% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 29% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 21% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 4% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 8% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 41% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 40% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 10% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 30% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 50% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 16% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 15% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 50% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 68% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 17% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 75% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 49% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 84% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 69% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 13% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 47% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 62% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 95% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 33% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 61% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 84% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 82% conservative, traditional progressive, open
I'm nice! I promise! I swear! ***Phwoar Teeny Emos
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My Interests

Politics (socialism, anarchy) Music, Sculpting, painting, reading,(I'm atheist, and I can't get that damn christian group out of "My groups") gothic culture, photography, anime, wii? graveyard-tan.deviantart.com
adopt your own virtual pet! You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope? ***
You're 60% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You? lol, i've got to make room for the polish and german i suppose. ***
Suburbia by ~ graveyard-tan on deviant ART My score on The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test :

The "Doctor"
(You scored 50 Strength, 57 Guile, 76 Morality, and 56 Survival Rate!)

You're intelligent and you care about the well-being of your fellow man. Maybe to a fault. You're just bearly keeping yourself together. Regardless, everyone is glad to have you around. Just make sure you look out for number one once in a while.

Link: The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) *** The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/M76I0yJYvGY" height="350" width="425" ....so yeah...all the stuff i had on here got deleted on accident so i'm starting over..hey man, all you need is love.
You're fated to have a Dark love.
Probably a lover of things gothic, you're
artistic and original. Although you are a
loner and independent to a fault, all you
will need is him, and he will feel the
same...

What Love are you Fated for? ~AWESOME anime pics!~
brought to you by Quizilla My pirate name is: Mad Jenny Flint Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
you are a fairy: "Tell it in rhythmic continuity. Detail by
detail the living creatures. Tell it as must, the rhythm solid in the shape. Woman. Arms lifted. Shadow eater." Fairies are old creatures of legend. They usually
portray nature and beauty. You love animals
and the outdoors. You appreciate the earth
and all its creatures. You enjoy the company
of others and love to talk. You have many
friends constantly surrounding you, but only
a select people are your true fruends.
Sadness is your weakness and your enemy.

What mythological creature are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.fag.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Manson, Jon Stewart, Hannah Hoch, Van Gogh, Dali.

Music:

Cold war kids, Dir en gray, Manson, MCR, Snow patrol, Finger eleven, Classical, Tenacious D,Rammstein,The Cure, I Am Ghost, Audio Slave,Sophia Lux, Dresden Dolls, Coheed & Cambria, Bjork,AFI, Beatles, Chamber music (I know, I'm lame), System, 3 days grace, Breaking Benjamin, The spill canvas, Thrice, White Stripes, Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Shiny toy guns, A perfect circle, MSI, Tool, Disturbed, Slipknot, Gregorian chants (yes, even lamer), the soundtrack from the original dracula movie?

Movies:

***Donnie Darko, Animatrix, Matrix, Edward scissorhands, Nightmare before Xmas, V for Vendetta, Little miss sunshine, The Crow,Sin City, Jackass,Moulin Rouge, Bourne Identity, Requium for a dream, Addam's family, Saw (what i saw through my fingers) Sleepy Hollow etc, etc.

Television:

Tales from the darkside, Twilight Zone, Law and Order, Samurai champloo, Paranoia agent, Scrubs, Full metal alchemist, History channel, Discovery channel, Whatever my brother's got on the tv usually.

Books:

Twilight, New Moon, Skinny Bitch, Star Girl, Lord of the Flies, Death Note mangas, Mary Queen of Scotts, Spook, The Painting, whatever i happen to bring home from the library.

Heroes:

None.

My Blog

it has arrived!

my corset fucking came friday! fits like a glove- FUCKING AWESOME! the only problem is i need someone to occasionally relace me. *thanks camel toe guy?
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:08:00 PST

Hier kommt die Sonne

The sun is shining out of my handsit can burn, it can blind youwhen it breaks out of the fistsit lays down hotly on your faceit lays down painfully on your chestbalance is lostit lets you go hard to t...
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

his head gets cold?


Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

i wish i was on the happy boat.

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Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:44:00 PST

finally something for the every-man!

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Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

time to get some culture?

A General Introduction to the Art and History of Funerary Violin     From its origins in the Elizabethan Protestant Reformation, to its final extinction amidst the guns of the First World W...
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

*sigh*

The mail is so slow. corset, please come faster?
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:38:00 PST

blog readers?

    so i'm getting upwards of thirty something blog views a day, which is weird. especially since no one ever messages me lol. anyway, i put cool videos on my page for a reason, so if y...
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:00:00 PST

im sorry mommy.

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Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:08:00 PST

why salvador, WHY?!

why won't you be my friend!?...
Posted by Der Metzgermeister on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST