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About Me

ABC LSD gumie bears are chasing me one is green, one is blue , one is eating my left shoe, abcdefg next time wont you get high with me?
I'm a faghole.

I used to be in a band, thats when I was cool.
If you have AIM you can talk to me on there my screen name is madbasser06
One Love
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My Interests

Playing my basses. chillaxin with the homefries. throwing rocks at the mentally handicapped(Retard is an insensitive word). taking naps on traintracks. selling Ammonia to Colombian drug lords. eating burritos and killing small animals.

I'd like to meet:

DAVE!!

Music:

Motorhead. Mastodon. Allman Brothers Band. Sublime. Black Sabbath. Pantera. Slayer. Primus. Bob Marley. Phish. Pearl Jam. Lamb Of God. Gov't Mule. Tool. Grateful Dead. Jaco Pastorius. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Black Label Society. Budgie. The Beatles. Rage Against The Machine. The Doors. Green Day. The misfits. Cream. Metallica. Van Morrison. slipknot. Down. Nine Inch Nails. Strapping Young Lad. Townes Van Zandt. The Zombies.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction. Easy Rider. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Rising Low. Enter The Dragon. Return Of The Dragon. Natural Born Killers. Resivoir Dogs. Jackie Brown. Four Rooms. se7en. The Godfather Trilogy. Goodfellas. Super Troopers. Scarface. Trainspotting. Caddyshack. The Royal Tenenbaums.

Television:

is the opiate of the masses

Books:

1984 by George Orwell. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley. The Rum Diaries by Hunter S. Thompson. Smack by Melvin Burgess. Wise Blood by Flannery O'Connor.

Heroes:

CLIFF mothafuckin BURTON. Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister. Karl Marx. Aquaman. Les Claypool. Jesus Christo.

My Blog

I Been Drinkin Again

So I got a call a few hours after I left work. It was my boss and she told me that I'm gonna start training for a manager position next week. This is the shit because I really need the money to help w...
Posted by Metal Josh on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

Live Music!!!

I saw Cursive, Against Me! and Mastodon last night. It was kinda shitty show all together, but mastodon fuckin rocked that shit. Cursive is indie rock so they're too easy to make fun of. Against me! ...
Posted by Metal Josh on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

Newness

I got a fuckin mohawk today. I'm not sure why, I got back from visiting my g-ma in the hospital and decided I wanted a mohawk. My family hates it, I'm sure my boss will too but I like it. Best $15 hai...
Posted by Metal Josh on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

You Never Even Call Me By My Name

Well ever since the dog got drunk and died and momma went to prison nothing round this farm has been the same. Dont ya know whent mom broke out last christmas, she drove the damn old getaway laundry t...
Posted by Metal Josh on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

something smart

I gots me my own room and a beard. After 18 years of bitching I finally got that shit, the room not the beard. I grew that just cause I think its cool. I got the biggest room in the house, a tv, space...
Posted by Metal Josh on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

A Toast

Among my close friends there is a toast we share when all of us are together and since it happened in a while, I want to share it with all you faithful readers(I love you too Soo-z). So here it is:No ...
Posted by Metal Josh on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

uhhhh

2 weeks ago I thought my life was on track and I was doing something good. Now I'm single, sober, on happy pills, and a friend is gone. But I also know what I want to do with my life now. I want to be...
Posted by Metal Josh on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

Happy Pills

So I went to the hospital and signed myself into the psych ward for depression. Turns out all the feelings of failure, sadness and discontent were all part of my depression which started as a child. T...
Posted by Metal Josh on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

Update

I'm single again. and God Hates us all
Posted by Metal Josh on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

Even Idiots Can Get A Diploma

I'm a mofuckin high school graduate so I don't have to take shit from nobody. I never thought all 3 of my friends would have graduated with me, in fact I thought I was going to be the only o...
Posted by Metal Josh on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST