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About Me

Welcome to my self advertisement homepage. To your left, you will notice some crappy photos and random, disposable facts about myself. On your right, you will see even more useless personal information and blogs that will contain nothing of any intrinsic educational value. Finally, if you'll look behind us, you will notice the crumpled, lifeless body of our tour guide. So, Enjoy! And remember, never watch the movie "Paycheck" more than once in any 24 hour period, never date a girl who carries a switch-blade comb and never, under any circumstance, eat meat out of a vending machine... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds ..

My Interests

Pillow/Bullfighting. Wearing toddler sized t-shirts. Breathmints. Dancing alone in abandoned factories to synthesized 80's music...

I'd like to meet:

Alf, Michael Biehn, both members of the group Air Supply and the girl who stabbed me with a screw driver when I was 19...

Music:

Anything that distracts me at the gym.

Movies:

If it has a plot, I'll watch it; if the script is written by a 6 year old in crayon, I'll probably still watch it.

Television:

Haven't turned it on in months

Books:

American Psycho, Choke, A Farewell to Arms, The Sweet Hereafter, Straight Man, Brave New World, and any novel that explores Dostoevskian themes...

Heroes:

The homeless woman that performs fellatio for a nickel. (Boy, if I had a nickel for everytime I've spent a nickel on you, I'd have a lot of fucking nickels)...

My Blog

Blogity, Blog, Blog....

Important life lessons I've learned over the past few months: 1) Being an Eagles fan is akin to chinese water torture, but without any kind of liquid or that whole oriental thing, for that matter...
Posted by Nate on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

"The beating of my heart is a drum; and it's lost; and it's looking for a rhythm like YOOOUUU!"

O, Air Supply, you know how to cut to the core of me....
Posted by Nate on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST

Thoughts of attempting to digest tofu fill me with a nameless dread.

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Posted by Nate on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST