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Martin

In bed sick today with the flu....

About Me


"A UK study found that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week caused the same amount of happiness as getting a $50,000-a-year pay raise." "Playboy Magazine"I think I'm due for a raise.....
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Venice Beach just before getting my tattoo on my arm.
At the Playboy mansion....
I'm the real bachelor. It's a nickname I got when the bachelor show was popular on TV and all my friends wanted me to be on the show. I guess I'm what you call a metrosexual man, that's some sort of modern buzz word for a guy who spends more than 20 minutes doing his hair! ..no, I'm not kidding. MORE ABOUT ME
I am Canadian. I live in Canada, I travel quite a bit, mostly to the US, which I consider my second home. I come from a big family and I get along (most of the time) with everyone. I'm very laid back.
I'm old fashioned...
I'm old fashioned, in that I like to men to be men and I like girly girls. A guy can be tough and cool around his buddies but he should still be polite and respectful around women.Kissing is a big deal for me....and if I let you kiss me, then it's because I'm hoping that you are going to be my girlfriend.
I LIKE:
I like sleeping in, travelling, french nails, ocean views, beaches, summer, cowboy boots, BBQs, I love designer wear like Armani, Hugo Boss, Versace, and others which I guess makes me a brand whore...
I also like getting manicures, I like nice perfume, women wearing stockings, stiletto heels, lingerie, "girly" girls, hugging, long kisses, holding hands, and women who wear thumb rings, I also like women who laugh or smile a lot!
I DON'T LIKE:
I don't like getting up early, I don't trust guys who doesn't swear, I don't like waiting in line, I don't like wearing a tie, I'm not real fond of flying (yes and me who travels a lot), I hate camping, I'm afraid of heights, a little landing strip is a must (think about it, you'll get it)...and I'm probably the only guy you'll ever meet that thinks girl on girl action is boring!
MORE STRANGE & GOOFY FACTS ABOUT ME:
  • I can sew, and yes I own a sewing machine! (strange but true)
  • I can cook, and no, not just boil water, I can make real food!
  • I like doing the dishes....
  • I like to iron, I have nice clothes and I like to keep them that way!
  • I'm not big on sports but I like to watch Indy Car racing at the track.
  • I like to watch a woman put her makeup on... ...it's just cool, OK...something beautiful about it, makes me want her.
  • I give you the best massage and I can do it all night..among other things.
  • ...I think happiness makes a women sexy! If you can keep her happy and smiling, then she will be sexy and beautiful forever! Attitude is everything in life and I like to meet women who have a positive attitude!SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST NOT HER TYPE! ...GET OVER IT!
    Just so people know....
    I WON'T add you if you are one of the following:
      if you have 10's of thousands of friends, then forget it...you don't need me. if you are under 23, unless your profile makes me think you are mature for your age, but you'll still have to be over 18. if you have no photo. You know what I look like, so I expect the same if your profile sounds like it's bashing men because of some ex who betrayed you. Not all males are scum, so get over it honey. if you have only one photo and no info in your profile, since there are lots of fake people here posing as other people. SORRY NO GUYS!!!!
    LASTLY..........If you are on my friends list and never communicate with me in some way or another then eventually I will delete you from my friends list.
    HOW I FEEL ABOUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS HERE!

    My Interests



    I've since chopped off the moustache.

    I've played for years and have a degree in music. I play lots of instruments.

    I've partied at the Playboy mansion and been to lots of Playboy events. I like the magazine and I have it out in plain site at my place. If you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't hide it from you, I like it, get over it. It wouldn't mean that I love you any less.




    "The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!"
    Below is the international sign for marriage.....
    MOST WOMEN COLLECT ROCKS...
    ...OR....SHOES!!!! yes, those black shoes are Manolo Blahnik!


    I love dogs! ...dogs love the same stuff as me! I love boobies!
    "Women may be able to fake orgasms,
    but men can fake whole relationships."

    I'd like to meet:

    How I'd like to be greeted after work!

    Music:


    Below is the only way to get me to do Tequila shooters with you!
    I love women.

    Movies:

    If you like me, then you'll probably like watching one or more of these movies:Shawshank Redemption, Serendipity, The Notebook, The Dao of Steve The Dead Zone, Aliens, Crash, Falling down

    Heroes:

    My mom, she is a saint because she is always helping people out.Plus Sean Connery was the ultimate gentleman and bachelor as Jame Bond.I also think Johnny Depp and Steve McQueen are the definition of cool.