Playing folk music. Exploring vast cave networks. Finding questionable articles in backwater newspapers, writing incensed letters to the editor, not getting published due to vulgarities and putdowns.
Beings from an ethereal galaxy governed by the laws of anti-physics and absurdo-science- "We come from a planet where people walk on their feet and food is eaten orally. People procreate using TOUCH and fear is simply a prelude to hysteria. Pop stars are famous, philanthropists aren't. A minority eat enough to feed the rest, the rest starve on rice and putrid water. Murder is evil, 'progress' is lusted. Television worshipped, Gods forgotten. The cosmos shrinks and the hive mind expands."
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1:
Dan once belonged to the Freemasons...
A)
Because he got lost on the way to the pizzeria.
B)
Because his father is the Grand High Balooza
C)
In his head night one night whilst recovering from appendicitis
QUESTION
2:
If you and Dan got stuck on a deserted island in the Pacific, he would firstly...
A)
Ascertain your gender.
B)
Root around for subterranean vegetables.
C)
Ferment as many things as he could find.
QUESTION
3:
One night whilst jumping from lilly pad to lilly pad, Dan realised...
A)
He was an amphibian.
B)
The school pond wasn't as clean as he had initially thought.
C)
Lilly pads very seldomly support the weight of a fully grown human.
QUESTION
4:
In his spare time, Dan enjoys...
A)
Being sedentary.
B)
Rediscovering forgotten receipts from the depths of his wallet.
C)
Eating in front of fat people.
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MUSE, Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Silverchair, Indian Bauls, Bjork, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Beatles, Incubus, Scottish military tattoos, Gotye, Macromantics, Bertie Blackman, Gnarls Barkley, Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, the Strokes, the Verve
Groundhog Day, Dogma, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Mission Impossible 2, The Exorcist, Toy Story 1 & 2 but mainly 1, hate Baz Luhrman's Romeo & Juliet, although Moulin Rouge was about a 6, American History X, Extra's and the Office, I know they're not movies but my TV space is filled with something stupid, Family Guy, Simpsons and Futurama still crack me up, Edward Scissorhands, Tim Burton's earlier stuff, Sleepy Hollow was pretty good too, Ed Wood, Nightmare before Christmas, etc. I know people rave about Amelie but I'd give it a 7, and what is Napolean Dynamite? Mask of Zorro, Borat, Deadwood and Carnivale, TV but HBO makes kick ass TV, and a bunch more that I could be arsed...
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