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Dan

The Heretical Christ- Turning Turpentine to Wine

About Me

Until I discovered the microverse that had been existing in my right shoe for several thousand micromillenia, I deemed crosswords ludicrous and time travel impossible. Now, having been reunited with the Shaman Oltensha for the first time in centuries, the secret of the Sounds of Harthula have again been told, and I am once again able to travel BACK to the supercontinent Pangaea to liaise once again with my people, the Dyn.

My Interests

Playing folk music. Exploring vast cave networks. Finding questionable articles in backwater newspapers, writing incensed letters to the editor, not getting published due to vulgarities and putdowns.

I'd like to meet:

Beings from an ethereal galaxy governed by the laws of anti-physics and absurdo-science- "We come from a planet where people walk on their feet and food is eaten orally. People procreate using TOUCH and fear is simply a prelude to hysteria. Pop stars are famous, philanthropists aren't. A minority eat enough to feed the rest, the rest starve on rice and putrid water. Murder is evil, 'progress' is lusted. Television worshipped, Gods forgotten. The cosmos shrinks and the hive mind expands."

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QUESTION 1:
Dan once belonged to the Freemasons...

A) Because he got lost on the way to the pizzeria.
B) Because his father is the Grand High Balooza
C) In his head night one night whilst recovering from appendicitis

QUESTION 2:
If you and Dan got stuck on a deserted island in the Pacific, he would firstly...

A) Ascertain your gender.
B) Root around for subterranean vegetables.
C) Ferment as many things as he could find.

QUESTION 3:
One night whilst jumping from lilly pad to lilly pad, Dan realised...

A) He was an amphibian.
B) The school pond wasn't as clean as he had initially thought.
C) Lilly pads very seldomly support the weight of a fully grown human.

QUESTION 4:
In his spare time, Dan enjoys...

A) Being sedentary.
B) Rediscovering forgotten receipts from the depths of his wallet.
C) Eating in front of fat people.

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Music:

MUSE, Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Silverchair, Indian Bauls, Bjork, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Beatles, Incubus, Scottish military tattoos, Gotye, Macromantics, Bertie Blackman, Gnarls Barkley, Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, the Strokes, the Verve

Movies:

Groundhog Day, Dogma, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Mission Impossible 2, The Exorcist, Toy Story 1 & 2 but mainly 1, hate Baz Luhrman's Romeo & Juliet, although Moulin Rouge was about a 6, American History X, Extra's and the Office, I know they're not movies but my TV space is filled with something stupid, Family Guy, Simpsons and Futurama still crack me up, Edward Scissorhands, Tim Burton's earlier stuff, Sleepy Hollow was pretty good too, Ed Wood, Nightmare before Christmas, etc. I know people rave about Amelie but I'd give it a 7, and what is Napolean Dynamite? Mask of Zorro, Borat, Deadwood and Carnivale, TV but HBO makes kick ass TV, and a bunch more that I could be arsed...

Television:

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Books:

Steampunk fiction, Stephan King, China Mieville, Anne Rice, Stephan Donaldson, Terry Pratchet, other shit.

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My Blog

Raj's Pocket World Part 4

Seldom could Raj confidently admit that he was truly confused, confused so that his mind began to bend and slivers of pain shot northwards from behind his eyes. He had no problem admitting that now, b...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

Escape from the galaxial stain...

As the cosmos swirled and the stars smiled, he turned to the enveloping shroud of torment and non-existence behind him. It concerned him only as a memory, a time past that brooked no tremors, no sweat...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

Songs and Scents

Everyone knows the story about smells and songs being great conduits for old memories and emotions? Well here is a list of those that mess with my head and the memories/feelings I associate with them...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST

Raj's Pocket World Part 3

The cosmos and abstract flowed as a single stream into Raj's being. The unreal became corporeal, the ridiculous likely, the unknown and unchanged comprehensible and different. The colour grey became a...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST

Raj's Pocket World part 2

For two weeks the peculiar object remained in Raj's pocket, migrating from time to time and from jeans to jeans, keeping itself warm and ostensibly inanimate amongst the usual paraphernalia ...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

Raj's Pocket World Part 1

On any given day Raj would find an unusual assortment of possessions in his front right hand trouser pocket. On Thursday the inventory of his pants would swell to include his car keys, because Thursda...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST