Some of my somewhat more interesting interests are......All of our planet's Animals. Brand name Bargaining at Ross n' Nordstrom. Candle Wax on the Nips. Driving Down the coast till the Day Drifts away and Discovering new Drinks so don't try and make me your D.D. Exercising (trying to EnEEwayz).. having Fun with Family, Folk and Friendship as ur Fav-rite FLIPIPINO so check this OUT baby bubba, Friday starts now! Genesis... and I do mean Sega.. I will ALWAYS rock the Sega Genesis no matter how far technology takes us. Helping out the Homeless. Intellectual conversation, assisting the elderly and Jaded at St. Jude's... I don't feel nice doing it - I'm Just there for Jesus, Krs One, Like to go Lake fishing on the Late night. Masquerading with Mace on your Meddly Myspace, "Vote 4 Pedro", I'm runnin aMok! Nilla Wafers are Nummy.. Opening books.. not to read, to smell em Once Over and read rose pedals like the Oral Oracle.. ya dig? Parlaying while Playing the Bongos. Who needs a Drum set? Bongos are wherever you want them to be. Q-bert and all that old school *ish*. Re-educating every grimace by letting former look down upon-ers know who REALLY Rules the Rock!, Scribing. Tell-EYE-vision.. Television.. This goverment controls our Airwaves which is skattered across medial nonsense.. up late and Toked off The snow channel, I'm Troubled by These extraTerrestrial spacemen on my T.V. station.. that's why I like to go to the Movies. Unhealthy addictions. Vietnamese cuisine cuz Pho is the Pho-kin H-Bomb!. Walkin' in n' outta Walmart Without Whippin' out the Wallet. Xerox machines cuz they're frickin useful, man. Yours truly and catchin up on Zzzzzz's.
I'd like to meet:
No One. So far, so good. Is this question, Who I'd like to meet ONLINE? or Who I'd like to meet in GENERAL? I'll bet you don't know either.
Music:
ahem...'scuse me while I call upon the Muse... Jimi Hendrix, Clapton, Santana, Jack Johnson, Muddy Waters, B.B. King, Underground Kings, Krs One, Three 6 Mafia, Too Short... the Seraphic Choir of our prayers... Pac, Kanye, Nas, NayZee.. or maybe it's Jay Z, JT - Elton John, Evanescence - Del, Dido, Maestro, Metallica, Obie, anything Monastic, Missy, Biggie, Britney, The Beatles, The B Boys (from Pollywog Stew to Check it Out!), Rage Against the Machine,Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes, Atreyu, audio slave, A Plus, Casual, Grouch, the rest o' them Living Legends, LMNO, Life Savas, Elemnop, Aesop (the Rock not the Fables), The Complacent.. oh and who could forget Drunken Spacemen?! *doesn't really matter if it's underground or mainstream... with me, it's my EAR that reigns supreme*
Movies:
Thank you for taking your precious, Life draining time to give a sh*t about what kind of movies I like. Hmmmm, I dig... Adaptation, A Clockwork Orange, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, Birthday Girl, Girl Interrupted, Predator 2, all the Rush Hours, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.. classic, the Predator is way cooler than the Governor, Saw, Scarface, The Shining, Passion of the Christ, Hellraiser, Malena, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Willy Wonka, those kooky Woody Allen flics, Lost In Translation, Open Your Eyes, Eyes Wide Shut, Cold Mountain, Some Like it Hot, Brother Sun/Sister Moon, Eternal Sunshine, Insomnia, Coffee and Cigs andThe Seven Year Itch.
Television:
ccuuusssshhhhh...the "snow" channel... anything on Telemundo, Leno, my man Conan, Reno 911, whatever's on TGIF, SNL, Transformers, Stir TV!, shows that convince me that Aliens and Ghosts are real and unless I tune in I could live my whole LIFE not knowing how to handle them, Alias and of course... Teletubbies. I'm not kidding! That's some freaky stuff.
You can get loaded off watching my favorite little demon-aliens from the 4th quadrant.
Books:
My favorite piece of online literature is CoLoR WoRm because it teaches us about color and light, The Chronicles of Narnia, St. Bernadette of Lourdes, HaOw tWo SpULL wErDezz, Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, The Neverending Story, whatever Chabot College keeps forcing me to read, Francis the Reluctant Saint, Piglet Meets a Heffalump, Summa Theologica, and the Harry Potter Adventures, The Phantom Tollbooth and I will always dig Mr. Men. I'mWhich one are you?
Heroes:
Jesus, Mary, Moses... St. Francis of Assisi
"Praised be YOU Lord thru our Brother Sun..."
Me and Mr. Miyagi (even tho I'm with Cobra Kai)
"Don't let him punk you, Sensei Miyagi"
My man, Mitch Hedberg. RIP and God bless him. There will not be another funnier...
"When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish... the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes."
my other hero is that rhyming cat "WordsWorth"
from HEATHCLIFF and the CATTILAC CATS
and of course, my Greatest Heroes are the San Leandro PO-LICE Department
for keeping our Jay Walkers, Sidewalk-Spitters and Dime-Baggers in the slammer.
Keep up the good work, Chief Kitchen. We SALUTE you!
