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No Picasso

a fine disaster.

About Me


No Picasso: a little more brash than usual, a lot more unapologetic and certainly far too drunkenly honest.
If you invited them to your flat they'd probably use your crystal as confetti and melt your silverware over the stove.
They stomp. They shout. They use run on sentences. They'll tell you when they don't like what you're wearing. They can see through your smiles and intentions.
You can fuck off anyways.
Through a jumpy sort of punk, and Ronnie's intimidating lyrics (to whoever they're directed at) they make you hope that, please, please, this song isn't about me.
He doesn't mean me.
Please.
No Picasso exclusive management representation: 360 Degree Music.
Contact Stuart Batsford; [email protected] ; 07870 242559.


No Picasso at Barfly, Camden : 10.04.08
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.."center"No Picasso at Stengade 30, Copenhagen : 02.11.07

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/29/2006
Band Website: nopicasso.co.uk
Band Members: *Ronnie Joice
-Vocals

*Dan Fatel
-Guitar

*Jo Xorto
-Bass

*Ben Hutchinson

-Drums
Sounds Like:
"Self proclaimed musical artists whose music sounds like what Picasso would have sounded like if he’d picked up a plectrum instead of a paintbrush. A fantastic performance from true entertainers."

- Gigsonair.com
"Post Doherty punk rock from ex Littl’ans people…Marvelously quasi moronic punk vibes with terrace shoutings and a jovially laconic voice [’Money’]… and there’s bags of charm and spades full of fractured cool about it all. Great stuff."

- The London Particular

"Random ramblings and kind of off-key minor chords are always a hit in our books. The confused mutterings from front man Ronnie (of Littl’ans fame) creep out and tug at your aorta reminding you that life’s not always a box of chocolates. Sob."

- Frinkmusic.com

"Charming arty catharsis pop."

- Oops Promotions

"A winning combination of a punk attitude, rambling vocals and fashion sense that people pay top dollar for."

-- Noize Makes Enemies

"Turning the identikit-indie world on its head with a messy and downright nasty aesthetic of shouted harmonies and quite terrifyingly catchy melodies."

-- Backlash Magazine
Record Label: 360dgm
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The P.i.X - Interview - August ’08

The P.i.X - Interview - August '08 issuehttp://www.thepixzine.co.uk/article_view.php?article_id =281&c=1Reporter Raf gets down to Camden for a soiree with band No Picasso who've been busy in the studio...
Posted by No Picasso on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:57:00 PST

Gig History

24.05.07 1234 Action @ Old Blue Last, Shoreditch25.05.07 Shuffle @ Proud Galleries, Camdenw/The Thirst02.06.07 Magazine @ Nambuccaw/Fatels08.06.07 Mr Fast Lane @ 333, Shoreditchw/Velofax, The Flesh, P...
Posted by No Picasso on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Aloud.com Gig Of The Week!

Aloud.com have made our show at the Camden Barfly on 10th April their gig of the week on their website!" NO PICASSOThe quickly rising band headline the Camden Barfly on April 10, with support from the...
Posted by No Picasso on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

INDY Awards Nomination! VOTE NOW!

No Picasso have been nominated for an INDY award this year!.. please vote for us on their website - it would mean a lot to us and somehow we'll repay you if we win anything!.. The INDY Music Awards ar...
Posted by No Picasso on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

London Fashion Week: February 2008

London Fashion Week, February 2008: "It brings out the party animal in us all and especially for those well-connected musicians, why not? Of the many bands we spotted out and about in the past week dr...
Posted by No Picasso on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

Direction Video Shoot Photographs

No Picasso last week shot their first ever music video. 'Direction' was shot over two days in Sidcup, Kent and in Central London. The video involves voodoo dolls, lusty women, hundreds of confused sch...
Posted by No Picasso on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

The London Paper: We Hear That: 01.02.08

No Picasso had their fourth mention in the free daily London newspaper, The London Paper on Friday. The gig went extremely well: thanks to all who showed up.WE HEAR THAT - 01.02.08° One to look out fo...
Posted by No Picasso on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

Interview with The Only Glitterati.com

http://theonlyglitterati.com/nopicasso.htmlInterview with The Only Gliterati.comNo Picasso is a little more brash, a lot more unapologetic and drunkenly honest. If you invited them to your flat they'd...
Posted by No Picasso on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

2007: The Review

So No Picasso have made it to the end of their first year in existence. 2007 saw Ronnie and Ben leave their previous band, Littl'ans in May to join forces with then-guitarist, Steve Basford, who had p...
Posted by No Picasso on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

Dirrty Glam magazine interview : November issue

Q: How did you all meet and decided to make music together?Ronnie: myself and Ben first met at Kings Cross St. Pancras train station. A mutual friend of ours, Adam Ficek (Babyshambles drummer) had int...
Posted by No Picasso on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST