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Robynger

All great pop music is about fucking

About Me

I don’t really have any hobbies to speak of. My guitar is collecting dust. I think I’ll sell it. When I paint, it’s strictly by numbers only. you can still find the kits at dollar stores where I do most of my shopping. I love accounting. Tax time makes me wet with glee. I don’t know my IQ. I’m sure it’s at least 96. My favorite toy is a slinky. I eat worms like nobody’s business. my camera is broken. I love spam and the mail verson as well. Sometimes when I’m feeling really loose, I’ll wear my flip flops to the mall. The best malls are in Canada. Its so cold there. You must shop indoors. Even in the summer. i used to sell hoover vacuums & washer-spin dryers in a mall.

My Interests

my friends, my fender, spinnin' records, the kitties outside my door, and sweetness from u know who.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

superior musicianship and naive honest mistakes; sonic youth, my bloody valentine, jesus and mary chain, spaceman 3, B.R.M.C., sloan, steven malkmus, dylan, the beatles, interpol, lcd soundsystem, soulwax/2many dj's, peaches, the things, elliot smith, sebadoh, stompin' tom conners, subliminals, whitey, the nils, gina x, fugazi, trail of dead, queens of the stone age, chet baker, feist, x-ray specs, M.I.A., gang of four, pylon, new order, suicide, wire, teenage head, the monks, rogers sisters.

Movies:

sheltering sky, royal tannenbaums, rock star scars, heavy metal parking lot, wizard of oz, sunset blvd., brown bunny, labrynth, ed wood - anything with johnny depp, valley of the dolls, welcome to the dollhouse, heathers...and lots more too numerous to mention....

Television:

butterscotch tv

Books:

autobiographies, epics and instructional manuals; how to win friends and influence people, how to bluff your way in the music business, dorothy parker, bukowski, miller, the book of enoch, lsd & ritalin in the treatment of neurosis, bill graham presents, his way - frank sinatra, the collector, the bell jar, the dictionary.

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker.