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About Me

Blah, beaches, unicorns, good cheese, good books, travelling. You know the schtick; who doesn't like those things? So I don't really have to go on about them. I do love photography and cooking, becoming a connoisseur of wheat beer and vanilla ice cream, drinking milk out of a wine glass and eating oreos, watching programs with indigenous nudity, crossword puzzles, hating Dodger fans with a pure hatred that will never be surpassed.

My Interests

Photography, Lots and Lots of travelling, Bad Jokes, Snowboarding, Thin Crust Pizza, stolen road signs, equal rights, trombones, not going to starbucks.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin. I want to piss my pants laughing. And the Dalai Lama. Perferably at the same time. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Music:

Beatles. Pink Floyd. Frank Sinatra. Third Eye Blind. Journey. Cake. The Cure. Elvis Costello. Detroit Cobras.

Television:

Seinfeld, Frasier, Cheers, The Office

Books:

Historical Fiction, Don't Know Much About Series, Pride and Prejudice

Heroes:

Bugs Bunny

My Blog

a foot short

It was a beautiful day. The lake was full. I jumped out of the boat onto the shore. My flip flop slid and my foot went scraping across the rocks. Ouch. I went work yesterday, which wasn't a good idea....
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

toothpaste

You know those questions that you automatically think when you see something? Like when you see fruit you think, "I wonder how fresh it is?" or when you stay at a hotel, "I wonder if they'll have free...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST