""an eloquent disaster""

I GET NO KICK FROM CHAMPAGNE

About Me


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I am a ball of water and flesh. Not really a ball more like a long extension of the idea. I say wierd things somtimes like that. I have found things that I enjoy in this world some of them are trees that are so massive that they are located in a park called big trees. There are oodles of other things that I like and enjoy and friends is a big part of that. I find myself not being hungry. Being constantly tired and sore. I enjoy driving around with people dispite the cost of gas. I love music in all its wonders. I value anyone who is kind, caring, funny, nice, or is really good at art. Because I am terrible at drawing. Anyway I am kind, caring, compassionate, and friendly. You may think I am funny as well but that depends on you sense of humor. Dead baby jokes and the like. Here is a free one. What did the blind kid get for chirstmas................................................... .... Cancer. If you laughed you will enjoy the rest of my borrowed material. I believe that the word love means so much more than just what the media promotes it as. A mushy kissy thing that you can show in the form of a flower (even though I like to give flowers). when I say that I love someone it means that I am willing to sacrifice anything and everything for that person. that even means my life. I would lay down my life for that person if in the situation to choose between them and me. believe it or not there are a lot of people I love in this world. I think that love is the strongest word as well. because its one thing to hate someone that is you willing to (in the situation) take their life. its esier to take than to give. there are a lot of people I love in this world and most of them know it others I haven't told but I think subconsciously they know. I give good hugs or so I am told... The stormy seas we all must cross, whether it be water or land, trials and tribulations are at hand, witness the death and loss.
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My Interests

Music, Photography, chemestry, snowboarding, watching movies with friends, hanging out with friends, reading books (the good ones), driving around just randomly, hockey (at one point played but still like it), soccer, ultimate frizbee (the ultimate sport), spending one on one time with people talking and getting to know them (hard for me ((shy and nervous))), going to concerts (something I love to do), playing music: saxiphone, trombone, guitar, bass, piano, drums (kind of), classical and modern (espicially on piano). I really enjoy going out into a new place and just being there (except when there are a lot of people), I mostly spend the day at school, work, or in my room. I really want to be in a band (I am always on the brink of having one). There are more but those are for the people who really know me.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a shitty person or lies and treats me or my friends and family like shit. If any one would like to contact me out side of myspace they can talk to me at xlastmanstanding on aim or at boondocknate at yahoo or if they want email me at [email protected] or talk to me on msn. I am on live journal as well bassman159 Also if you really want to just write to me (i wouldn't mind) I have an email adress that I check more often and that is [email protected]. That is all.
WOULD YOU FIGHT A BEAR WITH ME?
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In a heart beat
Only if there was punch and pie involved
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Music:

Between the buried and me, Trivium, Into The Moat, The Acacia Strain, Dillingerescapeplan, On Broken Wings, Himsa, Converge, If hope dies, It dies today, LOSA, Blessing the Hogs, Quell, Crow Path, Blood Jinn, Comeback Kid, Bleeding through, Reflux, Caliban, Bury your dead, Capital Tragedy, Shai Hulud, Curl up and die, Cave In, The Bled, HIM, From a Second Story Window, Black Dahlia Murder, StrongArm, Odd Project, Children of Bohdom, Symphony in Peril, Falling Cycle, Sky Came Falling, Under Oath, Somthing Must Die, AFI, All Bets Off, Thursday, Hopesfall, Dead to Fall, As I Lay Dying, Throwdown, Animosity, Wooly Mammoth, Straight on Till Morning, Santi, David Bowie, The Cure, Miracle Mile, Ziggy Stardust, Buried Inside, The Esoteric, Twelve Tribes, Nine Inch Nails, Danzig, The Misfits, A Time For Living, The Suicide File, The Promise, 18 Visions, Soulfly, Lamb of God, Sepultura, Jane, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Royal Crown Review, Bane, Everytime I Die, Talib Qwali, Jurassic 5, Nirvana, Stone Temple Piolts, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Green Day, The Living End, Nofx, Counting Crows, Bach, Beethoven, Tchiasky, Danny Elfman, Rammestien, Silverstien, Skankin Pickle, Run DMC, Guttermouth, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Jonny Cash, Dead Kennedies, Smashing Pumkins, Hammertime, Further Seems Forever, Tenacious D, Apocalyptica, Gershwin, Sky Ships and Red, Coheed and Cambria...et

Movies:

Venture Brothers- The Monarch's henchmen sing Mars: the Bringer of War


This section has become more important to me than just writing "anything but house party 4". Because I have realized that I enjoy some movies and hate a lot of other movies than just house party 4. Okay I will just give you a top five of sections: Comedy: 1 Office Space, 2 Monty Pithon and The Holy Grail, 3 Blazing Saddles, 4 Robin Hood Men in Tights, 5 Space Balls. Drama: 1 A Beautiful Mind, 2 Road To Perdition, 3 Donny Darko, 4 Taxi Driver, 5 Hero. I just plain dont feel like listing others but let me just write down actors and directors and musical composers that I like. In no perticular order. Danny Elfman, John Williams, Tim Burton, George Lucas, Steven Speilburg, Johnny Depp, Martin Socesse, Tom Hanks, M. Night Sha., Mel Brooks, Mel Gibson, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryer. There are others I just either A: dont feel like listing them, B: cant remember them, C: getting frustrated, D: just Plain straight hate you. Just kidding.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, South Park, and the Antique Roadshow.

Books:

anything that is science fiction, fantasy, and a book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table.

My Blog

School and the Like

I am doing incredibly well right now in school I think that this semester should be a 4.0 or at least a 3.65...  As far as the like is concerned I am in a new band and it is fun to be playing mu...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:24:00 PST

THE RESPONSE

Thats right ladies and gentlemen.  I have recieved a response from the abortionfacts.com... EXCITING.  Now I will remind you that I asked specific questions and pointed out specific flaws an...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

Am I wrong?

    Insead of writing a paper (which I am still going to do) I did a little reasearch on abortion... I found upon typing the word into www.google.com that a site came up called www.abor...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST

Forced Anal Intercourse.

    Not really the subject of this blog but I thought, if not now then when?  Just kidding, I hate what I am up to right now.  I am writing a 6 page paper for my Global Sociol...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

CRUMBUM

Okay everyone this blog is all about insults... as in I want you to give me (not necessarily directed at me) your best insult.  For instance Fart Slut.  They can be simple or complex it doe...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

Hero's super or not

Okay I have compiled a list of 10 of the lamest super or not Hero's it is highly outlandish that any of you will agree with me but I still stand by it.10... THE HULK9... ELVIS PRESLEY8... BLANK MAN7....
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:58:00 PST

HOME

I WILL BE COMING HOME>>>> THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SO GET YOUR DANCING SHOES ON CAUSE ITS GOING TO BE SOME WILD AND CRAZY TIMES>also in much smaller script I would like to let everyone know that I mis...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:18:00 PST

Good Morning

Good morning everybody.  It is now 4:11 am and I am still not ready for sleep.  Today has been pretty standard... I went to school, went home, ate, and went to work.  After that I came ...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

BIRTH

Today, March 8th I am celebrating my 22nd birthday.  It is exciting.  I am going to go to school come home and at 5:00pm  I am going to work.  But on friday (the 9th) I am going to...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

Work and shite

It seems that is all I do now.  I get up in the morning 8:30 and go to school then I go home to try and take a nap and eat some food.  Then I get ready and go to work.  I work until 12:...
Posted by ""an eloquent disaster"" on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST