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ME JANE

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About Me


The longest bloody survey.. EVER!
Name: Jane
Nickname: If you know them you'll know just how embarassing they are. If not, i don't want you to know!!
Birthday: 25/10/86
Do you smoke? Duh!?
Do you swear? Frequently and without regard
Do you have any piercings/tattoos? 20 piercings and counting
Have you been called dumb? More times than i care to remember
Have you been called a tease? no
Last song you heard? Metallica - tuesdays gone
Last time you got caught doing something bad? September, was pissed and my new house mate walked in on me 'doin' the wild thang..'
Have you ever got high? as a kite mate
Have you ever helped a stranger? yup
Have you ever been in love? not sure
What are the bad points in yourself? I can be very dense. Very forgetful
Would you like to live forever? Not unless everyone close to me could too.
Are you a lover or a fighter? Lover, unless one of my mates/family is in trouble, then i'll happily give or take a beating any time.
Have you met someone famous? Yup
What could you not live without? Friends, family, the chance of having my own family and booze
What are your pet hates? Naked men in nothing but socks, and people who don't wash up after themselves
What perfume do you wear? Eau de Beer and fags
How many pairs of shoes do you own? about 10 pairs of Buffalo platform boots
What do you want to be when you grow up? ruler of my own empire
Would you...
Bungee Jump: no
Skydive: hell no
Kill someone: if absolutely neccessary
Kiss someone of the same sex: have done.. many times
Walk on hot coals: why?
Not wear make-up in public: have done.. unfortunately
Date someone 10 years older than you: depends
Who was the last person to...
Tell you I love you: My Mum
Kiss you: Nick
Hug you: Laura
Buy you something: Nick - Broccoli (for sunday lunch)
Go to the movies with you: Nick
Text you: Mike
What's the last....
Time you cried: a little while ago
Thing you said: ..you took your fags with you.
Drink you drank: a pint of beer
Song you sang: Imogen Heap - Hind and Seek
Time you got drunk: Saturday (not last night for a change!)
Can you:
Lick your elbow: no
Touch your nose with your tongue: if i push my nose down
Fit your fist in your mouth: not quite
Touch your toes yeah, and put legs behind my head which comes in handy..
Stay up all night: Depends what i'm doing or what i'm on
Date lots of guys at the same time and not get caught: no
Do a flip: yes, but risk serious injury
Play an instrument: flute/recorder badly
Bite your ear: earing - yes, ear itself - no
Your ideal date....
Do you like bad boys? bad in bed - no, bad as in cheeky/naught - yes
Would he kiss you on the first date? yes
Turn ons in a guy: makes me laugh, nice arms and defined hip (you know what i mean anna)
Turn offs in a guy: being boring and leaving their socks on with nothing else on
Ideal celebrity partner: Brandon Boyd, don't know if he's funny, but what abs!!
Where would he take you? dunno, i like suprises
Would he be hot? duh
What do you look for in date? someone who can make me laugh and generally put up with me
Have you ever...
Been embarassed by someone in your family? yes, baby photos
Kicked a guy in the nuts? yes
Been honked at whilst walking down the road? yes, walking home from school: truckers, white van drivers and any pervert who liked school uniforms
Played a strip game? oh yeah
Toilet papered someone's house? no
Liked someone and not told them? yes
Pissed off your parents? yes
Told a joke and no-one found it funny? all to often
Won the lottery? no, not fucking once
Stayed up all night talking? yeah, you can get to know someone alot doing it
Been on a cruise? no
Laughed at an innapropriate time? oh yeah
Random:
What would you take to a desert island? mates, tunes, booze and a bbq
What did you do last night? Went to the pub
Whats the most embarassing thing you did? worked a shift, wearing virtually nothing, dressed as a bunny girl
Do you have any regrets? nearly but no
Best song to cheer you up: Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Best song to make you think: Skunk Anansie - Hedonism / Weak or Imogen Heap - Hind and Seek
Best song to make you dance: Insomnia - Faithless
Best thing about being a kid: No worries
Ever been to a concert? many
Do you support any charities? depends what they're for
Person you miss the most right now: I miss every friend i'm not with
Why did you take this survey? my house mate was getting on my tits, so i buggered off to go on line, hence did this gay survey
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
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Cause: falling over
Symptoms: excess mucus, slow heartbeat, lack of reflection in mirrors, occasional shrunken head
Cure: take a hundred ibuprofen every day before meals
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My Interests

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The slag that is the tooth fairy.. unfinished business. And the genious that is Mr. Izzard, what a 'ledge'.