Elwood

I like just about anything, so here are things I don't like

Assholes, hicks, racists, infomercials, people who say "yeah" after I say "Thanks" or "Sorry", BSL, Dog Fighting, waking up early, facebook, reggeaton, player haters, bumfights.com, people posting bad drum solos on youtube, arrogant people, people who act tough, people who have road rage, doing tedious things, people who jock mosh, kinds who are onstage 24/7 at CV shows, people who are under 18 and party hardy, people who are named Ashely who get drunk then dub themselves "Smashley", paper jams in my printer, urine, Verizon FiOS Lag, Windows Media Player not finding the info for CDs I just ripped, ripping new pants, my phone going into "Car Kit", bad waiters/waitresses, having to break a $20 when the thing you're buying is like $4, bands who take forever to set up and break down at shows, people who spill beer on the dance floor at shows, people being obnoxious on forums, people who start fights and don't finish them, animal cruelty, people who don't understand common sense, people who don't get my "thats what she said!" jokes, bands that put their stickers on cars after they play shows (I don't want your sticker!), people who are stubborn about religion, people who bash hardcore dancing, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HARDCORE DANCE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES! being thirsty, diet soda, Peta, Peta2, most TRUTH adds, adds about safe sex, adds about no sex, adds in general, bad metal bands, people who ask me if my dog bites (No! She just likes barking!), people who are afraid of pitbulls, people who just don't like pitbulls, getting sunburned, bars that charge for tap water (WTF! MY BODY IS OVER HALF OF IT! GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE!), 21 and up venues who give me a hard time getting in, even though my parents are in there, venues that have no re-entry under 21, paying $30 to park to play a show in Ybor, not having money, people who talk during movies, DCI people who are full of themselves (I can play traditional style too, asshole!), The New England Patriots, The New York Yankees, Daddy Yankee, My generation, Most CHS kids, Adam's Kids, mean cops, security guards who get power hungry, people who think they know what "punk" is (You don't! And no, Mest isn't!), pyramid schemes, Sitting on the couch waiting for Office re-runs and The Celebrity Apprentice comes on instead, being locked out of my online bank, skipping DVDs, skipping CDs, when my cat humps my blanket I'm sleeping with, people afraid of chief and/or Josie (WTF?), white kids who have red hair and act hip-hop (No! You couldn't be any more wrong!), white girls who do the same! (Wow! You fail!), dead batteries, working in the sun, people who think Owls and other birds of prey eat bird seed (No! FAIL!), people who don't read in big bold print "MESSAGE BEFORE YOU ADD!" (I mean it! Bands, this includes you!).