Soccer, history, sex positions, making fun of people, being somewhat european, being somewhat persian, smoking blunts, wondering how people get laid using this crap.
Julius Caesar, Dave Chapelle, Biggie, Jenna Jameson, your sister
Notorious BIG, The Cure, Radiohead, The LOX, T.I.P., Gorillaz, Mozart, The Gap Band, Kaizer Chiefs, Garbage, Roxy Music, arctic monkeys
The Office, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Rap City, ESPN
Vonegut, Camus, Roman History books, history books in general
Julius Caesar, Ron Jeremy