poems |
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Walking around with a great big smileThis girl with such a "great" lifestyleIt seems like nothing could go wrongFor this girl who seems so strongShe's labeled lucky everyday"You're so perfect...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:58:00 GMT |
Women and Men |
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are atthe top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach forthe good ones because they are afraid of falling andgetting hurt. Instead, they sometime...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:41:00 GMT |
Darn reality shows got me |
what is wrong with me? my body, mind and soul have been taken over by reality shows, but my favorite are the celebrity reality shows, it's almost 10:30 pm, and i'm staying up so i can see my mat...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 21:21:00 GMT |
the difference between cats and dogs |
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you.They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play,they want to be alone. When you want to be alone,they want to play. They expect yo...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:57:00 GMT |
nursery rhymes gone bad |
Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.Mary had a little lamb,Her father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:47:00 GMT |
Software Upgrade Warning |
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In ad...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:42:00 GMT |
Birthday Count Down!!! |
As my first blog entry i want to announce that it is day one of my official BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN, in exactly one month it will be my 23rd b-day. Where did my youth go?
HINT: I WOULD LOVE TO G...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:05:00 GMT |
