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Av-I-Chiban

I had a dream I was a vigalante sidekick

About Me

No tattoos, just scars.

My Interests

Taekwondo, Snowboarding, History, Literature, Excitement, Intrigue, Encryption, Domestic Cars, Exotic Women, Gadgets, Champaign, Gin & Tonic, Tomatoes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone up for the challenge. Taekwondo Groupies.

Music:

Metallica, Punk, Alternative, Old School Gangsta Rap.

Movies:

Bloodsport, The Godfather Trilogy, Star Wars, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade, The Seven Samurai, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Event Horizon, Lilo and Stitch, Predator, Apocalypse Now, Robocop, Casablanca, When We Were Kings, Pulp Fiction, The Magnificent Seven, Snatch (who can forget cousin Avi), Lock Stock, Dirty Harry, Top Gun, Spaceballs, Kill Bill volume one and two, The Wild Bunch, Any Given Sunday, Miami Vice.

Television:

GI Joe, American Chopper, Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood, The History Channel, Entourage.

Books:

The Three Musketeers, Farewell to Arms, Shogun, Starship Troopers, Stranger in a Strange Land, Armor, Lenin's Tomb, Count of Monte Cristo, Uncle Toms Cabin, Zen in the Martial Arts, Bonfire of the Vanities, Paper Lion, Killing Pablo, The Hells Angels.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Update II

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Despite being out of my cast my foot is still broken. My doctor has put me in a walking boot and has imposed a partial w...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Lakers Recap

Watching the Los Angeles Lakers the second half of the season was as fun as breaking my right foot. The Lakers were painful, ugly, and more than a little annoying. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:s...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

Update

Turns out that popping noise was my foot breaking. Splintering is a better term for it. Going for surgery on Wednesday. Sucks ass. 8 weeks.
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

Immortality

  As I train, snowboard, walk down the street, hold my woman. I am immortal. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  An immortality paid for with 12 years...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

A Small Victory

A Small Victory ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  I . Lewis "Scooter" Libby was found guilty of obstruction of justice, two counts of perjury and one coun...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

Is Phil Jackson Looking Over My Shoulder?

"I told them, 'You guys wouldn't read the & things anyway,' when I went off on a little outburst on them the other day. 'All you guys can do is play video games and watch porn movies.' " -Phil Jackson...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST

Bow down to your masta sucka!

There was a major scare in Boston yesterday involving an ad campaign for the animated television series Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Advertisers placed cleverly designed circuit boards at major thoroughfar...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

As seen on Craigslist...

Anyone want to fistfight?   what's up dudes? 5 foot 8. 180. 44ch. 31w. 30 yo. workout 4-5x week. anyone wanna throw down and fist fight? shake before. shake after. no hard feelings, just for fun....
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Horoscope, tell me how close you think it is.

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Running

Running is a discipline. Running takes a certain mindset. Running should not be taken lightly.   The worst part about running is that the more you hurt, the more effective it is. Runners must pu...
Posted by Av-I-Chiban on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST