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SexyLexy from Texy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

WE CONQUERED THE WALL!!!I WANT TO GO BOWLINGi need her to wrap me in deli meat in order to achieve orgasmpara food, para weedmy tivo suggested that i punch myself in the cuntbecause he's obviously tainted by chaos
far more midgets and far less clothing
you should have pooped before we left
why would you want to touch a guy's ass? that's where the shit comes out
why is there fur on the ceiling?
are you a whaler?
wait the zombie wars were real?
the big bang theory? you've got to be kidding - God
don't i look like silent death?
I don't know how to be intimate and not be intimate
you're leaving? you haven't even fucked me yet!

My Interests

DANCING SEXING LAUGHING!!!!! making things, eating, sexing, sleeping, sexing, bowling, learning, reading, living, sexing, dancing, music listening, shopping, bouncing, swimming, climbing, floating, sexing, flying, singing, super-power attaining, playing, more eating and much more sexing!. But my favorite thing of all is to tutor the sweet, loving little angels named mary and choe!!!!!!!! I LOVE U!!

I'd like to meet:

GIRLS TO HAVE SEX WITH JOEL (see my friends list number 5), Bubajhi, Vishnu, your mom, Kelly, jesus, Ms. May from Texas, cast of Busty Cops

Music:

today, bubba sparks... no x, thats bugs me. the deliverance or whatnot album is amazing...

Movies:

the hunger. because david bowie is amazing and it makes me have lesbian sex dreams. and i heart vampires all hail megatron

Television:

queer as folk is suicide prevention

Books:

i can't wait for harry potter! people must come back to life...tom robbins is amazing..everyone should read jitterbug perfume..

Heroes:

the syph, da clap, me, lesley, kelly, puppy, the sausage, and most of all, MARY!!!! JOEL