On a typical friday night I'm usually out killing harbor seals or other endangered animals. I try to beat up old people as often as possible too, and steal little kids' milk money. If they're parapalegic little kids its ten points extra, and if they're quadrapalegic or blind its 20 points. Downs syndrome is another 20 points.
When I am hanging out with my good friends I can be a sarcastic bastard, but its all in good fun. Inside I am a caring guy; I don't lie, I open doors for girls, buy my girlfriends flowers, and I know what I'm doing in bed (hah, just you wait...). I like to go out to dinner, watch movies, and cuddle. If you think I have to be gay to say that comfortably, you're probably bad in bed.
I'm really into photography. I work for my university paper, The Santa Clara, and do a lot of my own work for my website DigitalSantaCruz.com .
I like cars, and mountain biking. I wear skate/surf clothes and spend a lot of time in my home town of Santa Cruz. I'm a smart guy, probably too much for my own good. I talk like a surfer but I am studying engineering. I can use the words "awesome", "sick" and "mass-moment of inertia" in the same paragraph. I'm a nerd in disguise. I have lots of sex toys, which i like to tell everyone about when i'm drunk, or just sneak up behind them and smack them with a big pink cock when they're not paying attention. I don't have them because I can't do a good job on my own, but because doing a good job with both at the same time is even better. I like to be "all I can be", in that respect. I talk a lot more openly about sex than most people, and I like doing it both to find more about other people, and sometimes just to be an asshole and make people uncomfortable, because people who are uncomfortable about sex are just silly. I'm sometimes an asshole, but only in jest. All of the egotistical assholeish things I have said here are just that, I promise. My name is Taylor, and I'm not just the owner, I'm also a client.
