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KEV THE AMERICAN

THE COMEDY CAMILLION

About Me

THIS IS MY PERSONAL SITE.

Remember what Kev says. "PULL THE TRIGGER AND THE NIGHTMARE STOPS"

Making people laugh, is how I hide all the pain and torment I keep inside. All from being beat by my classmates in the 5th grade. AAWWWWW KEV, SAY IT AINT SO. I grew up-(if you can say I have yet)-in Seattle and moved around alot in the Seattle Metro area. As for now life has gotten a little bit interesting these days, those of you that know me know exactley what Im talkin about. If you dont, your about to see. AND PLEASE, LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT AT THE DOOR.

THE LATEST NEWS: Its been a sad month for me and my family, as my Dad passed away March 26th after a 3 year battle with cancer. So many people worked so hard to make it possible for him to last that long, and to be able to enjoy a few more Elk and Dear hunting trips with his cousin Jerry. But in the end it was my two sisters, Alwyn and Heather, that became the real hero’s in his battle. They where by his side taking care of him until the end. For that, I could never thank you two enough and ether could the rest of our family. I have been living in Albuquerque for about a year now as most know, it's been nice and a real great experience. But it may be time to move on, I might be moving back to England for awhile, but I dont know if that is the right thing to do at this time. IM JUST BOARD and need to travel some more I guess. Well See! Email me soon, KEV.

My Interests

Doing standup comedy, Snowboarding, Motocross, Wakeboarding, The beach here in Florida, Drinking DRANO and anoying STUART GRANT on VIBE/KISS 108 FM in the UK. YES I AM KEV THE AMERICAN, Ya Heard?

I'd like to meet:

More Jehovah witneses, they are very good listeners. But most of all PARIS HILTON, Saw the Vid and noticed she has some talent. Also this Miss rite, I hear allot about her, but I think she is a Myth. I did find her once, But she was Married already, DAMB.

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Music:

Tool, Mudvayne, 50cent, Luda, SLAYER, Megadeath, KORN, Young Buck, D12, EMINEM, G-Unit, Death Squad, Lynch Mob, Dokken, U2, HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. WAY TOO MANY TO LIST.

Movies:

Gladiator, Gigli, BORAT, THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE..

Television:

Leave it to Beaver, ZOOM, Sesame Street, Romper Room, South Park. Queer Eye for The Straight Guy..

Books:

I cant Read, but I do like the pics in Curious George.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, I like how she drives the HOME DEPOT car. OHHHH what, its Tony Stewart? Sorry.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 90% Iron Man 85% The Flash 80% Catwoman 65% Superman 60% Supergirl 58% Hulk 55% Spider-Man 50% Robin 45% Wonder Woman 43% Batman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Blog

WHAT I LEARNED THIS YEAR

I've learned --that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to them.I've learned --that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care bac...
Posted by KEV THE AMERICAN on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST