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Colors

Your life must be nice, being so ignorant!

About Me

I am about yeigh high and is about this big, i cannot touch the ceiling in many places, but i cant in others. I sing in the shower when nobody is looking and stare into space and wonder why your filling it. I am full of myself, obviously, because i start all my sentences with "I."
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My Interests

My interests include writing things about my interests, and listening to Iron Maiden and YO YO MA. VIDEO GAMES! RESIDENT EVIL!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet ME! because i am so great! You guys are so lucky to be reading this, because i am the best person to ever exist as long as you don't count Bea Arthur and also Brusce Cambell! OH BUT I'D HATE TO MEET MY EVIL TWIN, HE AIN'T SO NICE!

Music:

I like Iron Maiden... Iced Earth, Yo Yo Ma, That song from that movie with Simon Pegg?, Blind Guardian, Helloween, Gamma Ray, and Shaq.

Movies:

Du'h! the best movie in the ENTIRE WORLD IS BRAZIL! YA! and SHAUN OF THE DEAD! YO! Also Monty Python makes nothing but GOLD NUGGETS YO!

Television:

LIKE I SAID MONTY PYTHON, Invader Zim, Paranoia Agent, Fooly Cooly or FURI KURI, MONSTER!, Step by Step, BOY MEETS WORLD, Rosanne, Arrested Development, The Real Ghostbusters, Clone High, SPACED!,

Books:

Anthony Burgess is an awesome writer (a clockwork orange, wanting seed, the doctor is sick,etc...), and so is R.L. Stine. Candide is an awesome book. Voltaire is cool yo! Johnny is cool, but obviously everyone will say that who read it for the (BLEEPING) CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!! violence is not everything you peon! Also, I Feel Sick and Squee is worth reading, but for different reasons. I Feel Sick is for a more intellectually magnificant piece, while Squee is mostly for humor.

Heroes:

The Pythons DUH! Iron Maiden, Terry Gilliam,Stanley Kubrick, Bea Arthur and KATIE!!!! YO!

My Blog

Ron Bennington’s Line of the Days

Caller: Ron, would you get fucked in the ass for a million dollars?Ron: "Yes. And I would milk it for all its worth. I would tell my kids: You better finish your steak! I got fucked in the ass for tha...
Posted by Colors on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST

Day of God

Looking down on all of you and all i see is failure. I've created you to worship me. So, why aren't you? I gave you a choice, so you can choose me! So, why is it imperative to worship other thing...
Posted by Colors on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

The Sad Sad Story

True, life is only made up of random moments that dont let us really understand what we are meant for. The real truth is that we are here, and apparently that isnt enough. Why am I asking these ques...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Future of the Past Part 2

Chapter $ Falling, Cainman screams in silence... all the while thinking if he hadn't put any thought to anything then would he be here? well he wouldn't know then, so he thought i have to write a l...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Future of the Past

Chapter ! Standing ridgid on the ocean front, Cainman unknowingly awaits a visiter. "A note for me?" Cainman sits in wonderment as he opens the envelop that awaited him on arrival. "who could it ...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry for the inconvenience!

As i walk into the class room late people stare... i hear murmers and other such things... "Who is this (bleep)ing guy?" I sit down and see the stares fade away while class resumes. As i walk into a...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Candy has suffered much in this world of health

When the candy sneered it's rusty head people looked confused... when it slewed it's way down our throats people were glad... and when it made us all fat people were pissed... this sort of equation ha...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is a story written at 100 o'clock

Hello, its me... i was born on the forth of july and my family never cared. they called me the all american boy, but i never wanted that. we never celebrated my birthday because of the date and we ne...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Greatest story ever told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well there was this girl with blonde hair and she was walking in the woods. when she came across a house. "hmm a house..." she said, "in the middle of the woods for me to come across?" anyway she walk...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why?

Why?-Helloween Father it's time Have a heart for your child who cries in pain Not a new sign But a strike that'll blow those fools away Open your eyer If you've got any just look for too long ...
Posted by Colors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST