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vanilla face

some call me the gangster of love

About Me

hello, my name is melissa.. um.. i like stuff like video games and comics..when im bored i watch a weird movie or find something else to do like embroidery.. i work at a hotel and the longer i work there, the more i hate soccer moms...bitches.... anyway thats all i feel like saying, i doubt anyones reading this crap anyway..toodles! o(0_o)o

My Interests

o--(0_o)--o i love nerds, cats, and comic books

I'd like to meet:

this guy

Music:

all kinds...try me

Movies:

are fun

Television:

turn it off!!!

Books:

comics please

My Blog

bad day gone good

so today i go to work thinkin its gonna be just another day... one of my coworkers leaves crying and says goodbye and a manager prick is behind her with her belongings in a box... bummed me out...a mi...
Posted by vanilla face on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:41:00 PST

poop

?  HOW TO POOP AT WORK  ?> We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much>as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable.>For those who hate pooping at work...
Posted by vanilla face on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

FORGET IT

*Forget it* when i am confessing to you, that life is getting me down, a little bit, please dont tell me, about the parapalegic you know, who is always cheerful, or the mother with three retar...
Posted by vanilla face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VVVAAAGGGIIINNNAAA!!!!!!!

Just in case you need a clever name for the vagina... THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE VAGINA NICKNAME LIST IN THE WORLD! .....I hope i got them all down. vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver...
Posted by vanilla face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST