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Girl Anachronism

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About Me


"My hair smells funny and I totally nailed this bitch last night"-Wen & Papi

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey

Over pieces of the ground

Silly monkeys, give them thumbs

They make a club

And beat their brother down




-Hello. My name is Wen.

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun...for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."
And we kill those people.

My Interests

Music, art, animals, muffin, crows, salad fingers, loincloths, clint, absurdism, strange fetishes, sock puppets, vans shoes, darth vader, literature, glenn arthur, kate moennig, karen O, staring, amanda palmer, wearing spandex, individualism, performance art, drama, theatre, T.S Eliot, salvador dali, calvin and hobbes, people who dont bullshit, sarcasm, human rights, ethics, eyes, tattoos, air-humping, talking about the symptoms of a UTI, words like 'penetrate' and 'defecate', spiders and snakes, spitting beer, lesbian caberet performers, sex with a hemaphrodite

I'd like to meet:



Music:

TOOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE, PUSCIFER, KARNIVOOL, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, GOTYE, THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, THE DRESDEN DOLLS, NINE INCH NAILS, THE PRESETS, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, BJORK, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, MASSIVE ATTACK...the strokes, korn, pendulum, placebo, starky, peeping tom, kaiser chiefs, the vines, the clash, faith no more, interpol, tricky, audioslave, MUSE, Lior, epicure, tomahawk, the police, split enz, crowded house, tegan and sara, john butler trio, stevie wonder, the kills, mr bungle, cut copy, angus and julia stone, the prodigy, the bravery, deftones, sarah blasko, wolfmother, something for kate, the audreys, basement jaxx, eurythmics, ACDC, jose gonzalez, coldplay, death cab for cutie, system of a down, the white stripes, NIRVANA, david bowie, ben folds five, the knife, the rapture, red riders, lenny kravitz, bloc party, pony up, cog, fatboy slim, the editors, hyper, kasabian, the grates, the killers, ladytron, the hives, gerling, the crystal method, the cops, hot chip, portishead, goldfrapp, beck, NOFX, camille, dukes of windsor, digitalism, pink floyd, cold chisel, tv on the radio, peaches, MIA, blur, opeth, van she, silverchair, powderfinger, spankrock, radiohead, she wants revenge, Thom Yorke....and many more. i do love my music. Some say i love it too much...i say 'fuck you'

Movies:

Blood diamond, juno, candy, the black balloon, forest gump, putytang, muriels wedding, the matrix, ET, face off, the green mile, blade, american history X, million dollar baby, memoirs of a geisha, the rocky horror picture show, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, the number 23, ace ventura 1 and 2, donnie darko, I Am Sam, the labyrinth, lords of dogtown, the cable guy, edward scissorhands, erin brockovich

Television:

The L word, ab fab, kath and kim, rove, SATC

Books:

Prose over Ho's baby

Heroes:

Muffin, karen O, amanda palmer, elenis cheese, the joker and all other comic villians, kermit the frog, maynard james keenan, jane turner, gina riley, jim carey, darth vader, trent reznor, josh hommes, satans cock, mr squiggle, my sis, Bjork, mike patton, jack white, captain planet, david attenborough, PATSY STONE, joanna lumley, shakespeare, salad fingers

My Blog

bunny masturbation

so little ol' innocent me was sitting outside near my SEEMINGLY cute and innocent rabbits when a strange and disturbing thing occured. let me just state for the records that even if small, fluffy crea...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

11 Unspoken Rules Of Myspace...

11 UNSPOKEN RULES OF MYSPACE 1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The caption under your picture that says "Me Being Sexy" doesn't convince anyone.2. To the people who have like 25,0...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:30:00 PST

Margaret Bland- Bland School. CLASSIC

Fuckin hilarious! classic aussie humor Recognise these two? Its Kath N Kel! ...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:17:00 PST

The Hollow Men

Mistah Kurtz- He DeadA penny for the Old Guy IWe are the hollow menWe are the stuffed menLeaning togetherHeadpiece filled with straw. Alas!Our dried voices, whenWe wh...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

The Love Song

Let us go then, you and I,When the evening is spread out against the skyLike a patient etherized upon a table;Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,The muttering retreatsOf restless nights ...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:26:00 PST

acid tripping monkeys in star-printed PJ’s

I had a friend once he took some acidNow he thinks hes a fire hydrantIts okay until he pisses on your lighterKinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anywaySatan, satan, satan...I had a friend once he took...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

NINJA FACTS AND STEALTH MOVIES SCRIPTS

FACTS:1. Ninjas are mammals.2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. NINJA MOVIESNINJA BUST Scene 1: Ninjas walk down street to go eat some...
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST