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YO MOMMA

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me



Single mom of five, yes, FIVE children. Newest edition was born march 15, 2005, oldest is 20 years old. I am only here for friends. I'm a Washington native, born in Everett and grew up in Fed Town. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and enjoy bad jokes. No "current" babydaddy drama, but like Washington's weather, just give it a minute and it will change...lol. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? I have come to the realization that men I know only want one thing, so I am saving my lovin for marriage. Just tired of being used and walked over because I'm nice. So dont ask me for any bedtime fun. I am NOT into teenagers or 20somethings, other than just buddies.

My Interests

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music...r&b, old school, hip hop. prince. dancing at muckleshoot casino to live bands from vegas. working on my car. prince. remodeling my house. prince. i love a man in uniform! and prince!!

I'd like to meet:



Layout made with love & support by HH6 Designs I'm a sucker for well dressed, articulate, and educated black men. I love to meet men who have REAL things to say... Nothing intrigues me more than a well thought out and well backed-up opinion, no matter how vastly it differs from my own. I love long intellectual conversations and learning new things. If you can't spell or don't have somewhat of a grasp on the fundamentals of the English language, don't write here. Please don't send messages saying "Eh mami" "yo baby" or any variation of that. I'm not your mommy or your baby. If you think the world owes you something, we will not get along. I have a great weakness for sailors...and other military men in uniform.

Music:



Movies:

all time favorite...How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Poetic Justice, Mo Betta Blues, Soulfood, and Waiting to Exhale

Television:

talk shows!! Jerry Springer, Maury, Montel

Books:

green eggs and ham, go dog go, hop on pop

Heroes:

superman, aqua man, batman, spiderman, and Yoda

My Blog

troops coming home is "not too important" to mccain

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Posted by YO MOMMA on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

Happy Birthday Prince!!!

50 years old looks good on you!...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:36:00 PST

heres the peanut....ultrasound pics and a video

this is the ultrasounds of my daughter's baby....my first grambaby! she is due january 29th. ...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST

tired of playing

i am no longer buying and/or selling friends. its lost its newness and fun. i am deleting all apps from my profile also, since i get errors when trying to look at it. stack error: line 1   wtf? ...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

oh leonard, one more thing....

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Posted by YO MOMMA on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:46:00 PST

Nevaeh’s Revenge on Jean-Luc

Jean-Luc and Nevaeh playing sandcastles at Steele Lake in Federal Way. Nevaeh helps her brother until he takes her toy, then she slowly stomps on his castles making sure he isnt looking! May...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

damn! missed opportunity

when he asked this:....bdd1: what can i do 4 u then?I SHOULDA SAID... "PAINT MY HOUSE!!!"
Posted by YO MOMMA on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

i have made contact

sent the poor woman a message to call me....or at least read my last blog
Posted by YO MOMMA on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:51:00 PST

I Can Has Cheezburger? - Shakin da box oly angerz da Dew

http://icanhascheezburger.comlolcats and funny pictures i made dis...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

Thank You!

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best ’wishes’, chain letters, ’angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,   NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!...
Posted by YO MOMMA on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST