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Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo

Harmony is the Premier Yoga Studio in Downtown State College

About Me

I'm the flame that licks your brain when you feel inspired; I'm the song that the planets sung when they were born; I'm the chakra fire that keeps you feeling wired; I am the eternal and the now, the alpha and the omega; I am the om that lights your heart in song, the om that begins the day with dawn, I am the tao, the now, the once was and always will be. Eat me.Your Revolution Will Not Happen Between These Thighs. I'm loLafolana, and the Revolution, when it comes, it's gon' be real.
Harmony Center Yoga is a Dynamic, Eclectic, Compassionate Yoga Studio where everyone is welcome. Harmony has all of the equipment you need for yoga class, you need bring only loose, comfortable clothing and an open mind.
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More about lulu: Creative, inspired, articulate, iconoclast. Tall, strong, tattooed, graceful hands, loud laugh. Intellectual and goofy. Eccentric. Not frightened by the devil, and definitely drawn to those who ain't afraid~ if you've got you're Joni Mitchell down. Transformational. Powerful. Fun. An American Artist, with no guilt~ if you've got your Patti Smith fully digested. Compassionate, empathetic. Kind, cruel. Unashamed. Unabashed. I live without a net. I seem to have an endless and infinite capacity for love and all of it's retributions. Some suck, some swallow, I spit. Get used to it.Myspace Online Now Icons Myspace Codes

My Interests

Yoga, meditation, sanskrit, chanting (kirtan), vegetarian foods, writing, laughing, enjoying life, gardening, spiritual philosophy, music, art and the arts, tattoos.
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I'd like to meet:

People interested in studying the art and science of yoga in a friendly, supportive, diverse community atmosphere. People who would like to teach yoga or other bodywork, such as bellydance or tai chi, in such an environment. Massage therapists who need a place to work with their clients. People interested in teaching Sanskrit and/or Kirtan. People interested in holding workshops in healing arts. Organic Gardeners. Philosophers. Rainbows. Freaks. Mutants. People who dance with the lights on.
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To all you zealots, take notes: Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity. Lay down with the Lamb and show real courage.

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One last thing about Max: Do not be mistaken: I AM the monster beneath your bed... and no, don't bother to cry for help because your grrrlfriend and your mamma can't save you. I am the witch of your dreams, the synapse that electrifies all your aching screams, the bitch of your parent's most chilling nightmare, and I am also all the things you desire but you never thought you'd dare.
The instructor enjoys everything except opera. Excessive indulgence in bluegrass causes her to twitch uncontrollably.

Movies:

The most unsung and groovie yoga movie ever made is called "Ordinary Magic".
I love art. Frida Kahlo, Lee Krasner, DaDa, Basquiat....

Television:

Yoga on television is a fine way to introduce yourself to the practice. When I was a new student, I used VHS recordings and I found them to be very helpful. There is nothing wrong with exploring this avenue of practice, but it should not be a substitute for self-guided practice or public or private classes.My Puss

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Books:

The Tree of Yoga by BKS Iyengar; Light on Yoga by BKS Iyengar; The Autobiography of Ghandi; Yoga, the Practice of Moving into Stillness by Erich Schiffman; 908 Yoga Poses by Dharma Mritta; Dancing the Body of Light by Dona Holleman and Orit Sen Gupta; Yoga for Health by Dr. Krishna Raman, Structural Yoga Therapy by Mukunda Stiles, Living your Yoga by Judith Lasater, The Breathing Book by Donna Farhi, The Art of Happiness by his Holiness the Dalai Lama, The Art of Happiness at Work by his Holiness the Dalai Lama, Astanga Yoga: the Primary Series by Doug Swenson; Yoga the Iyengar Way by Silva, Shyam and Mira Mehta; Light on the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali by BKS Iyengar, Yoga: A Gem for Women by Geeta Iyengar; Yoga and the Poetry of the Body by Rodney Yee and Nina Zolotow, and many more.Oh~ and I LOVE Chelsea Quinn Yarbro. She is a goddess. Jewel Gomez is sparklie like Queen Areola. Erika Lopez tickles my funny bone. Diane DiMassa is a pimpjuice comic genius. Molly Kiely is my other naughty comic homegrrrl. Aaron McGruder, you got my respect. Matt and Trey, you are absolutely insane individuals and I admire that.Doris Kloster is photographer extraordinairre indahouse. Robert Mapplethorpe also represents. Annie Leibowitz also got it goin' on wit da camera lens. Poets: Marge Piercy, thank you for The Moon is Always Female. Sharon Olds, thank you for The Dead and the Living. Patti Smith~ what can I say? I learned more from your writing than any other poet I've ever read. Galway Kinnell~ yummy; I will never forget seeing him read in 1988 in a little room at Penn. He didn't read. He recited. It was hot.

Heroes:

My two children;
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All of my students; my sisters Hollie and Meredith; The Dalai Lama; Mr. Iyengar; Fakir Musafar, my shaman; all the freaks and yogis and yoginis out there living free even though freedom is definitely not Free.

My Blog

The Tao of Now is here with Artists, Freax and Yogis, Tigers, Lions and Bears in Oz

Check out this video: Children Of The Night Add to My Profile | More VideosIf any of you have not had an opportunity to experience the beauty of Saul's words~ I give you this. An artist ...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST

Yup; I'm 100% androgynous, just call me Hedwig~ thanks for the quiz, Monica

BOY PART (no matter if you're a girl or a guy)[] In the winter you love hoodies.[] Dogs are better than cats.[] Sometimes it's hilarious when people get hurt.[x] You've played with/against boys on a t...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:53:00 PST

I'm the new Berlin Wall baby, try and tear me down

For a Redneck Poet Boy "As far as man thinks, he is free." Ralph Waldo Emerson Where are the boundaries to your freedom? do you know?  I invited Mr. Emerson to this discussion but he declined the...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

I dare y'all to bare y'all

Hey freaks, folx, peeps, posse members, fans and foes, all y'all bruvas and sistahs out dere~ What up, yo?  If you read my blog and you find it annoying, interesting, amazing, scary, freakish, se...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

My horrorscope

aquarius january 20 - february 18 Today's Horoscope (Jun 27, 2007): Everyone will be waiting to see what you will do next and how you will handle your situation. Honesty, loyalty and helping others wi...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

Know yourSelf.

To whom it may concern:   Thanks for taking the time to explain yourself.  and by the way, you're not the only one.  No one knows what to do with me /what to make of me/ ever includ...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

fuck me~! (!!!!) (!!!) !!!!)

I am putting out a universal request for a safe lobotomy that will keep me from thinking and feeling so much.  I am also interested in a planet or a star that would like to engage in a no-holds-b...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

but I've fucked plenty with the future

I am an inkspot... Tattoos on skin/ words on a page/ images on a canvas/ /brand the mind/ Eat me, motherfuckers. Yep, an inkspot.  A fucking Rorschach test.  Take your best shot.  Ta...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

Survey 5.1 Thanks Meg

1. Spell your name backward: lessee: ulul aLol eirual atarus llewxam oolalal 2. Story behind your first name: My biological father's first name is Larry. I was named after him. You say it, "laRee", no...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

And these children, that you spit on... as they try to change their worlds

  are immune to your consultations.... A Lad In Sane... A Lassie In Sane... Woof.  Calgon, take me away.  And so on, and so on, and so on.... Joni chimes in: and we've got to get ourse...
Posted by Harmony Center Yoga/Laurie Bonjo on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST