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El Bezer

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About Me

"I always find that Terry Bezer is like marmite. You know whether you can stomach the bloke pretty soon after meeting him." - Adam Berditch. 10:33AM, 13/02/07.

My Interests

Heavy music, depressing films, watching live musicians of all styles and genres, stand-up comedy, making people laugh, going drinking with people, staying up chatting and then realising it's light outside, basking in the odd bit of sunshine that we have in London and trying to enjoying life as much as is possible.

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Casey - comic genius. And Daisy Donovan for the same reason.

Music:

Metallica, The Smiths, The Rolling Stones, Deftones, Muse, Slayer, Children Of Bodom, Shadows Fall, In Flames, Lamb Of God, Rancid, As I Lay Dying, Down, Trivium, Pantera, Misfits, Clutch, Ozzy, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Billy Talent, Aerosmith, Ac/Dc, Iron Maiden, Tool, Mastodon, Black Sabbath, Poison The Well, Killswitch Engage, Quicksand, Far, Bleeding Through, Black Label Society, the Black Dhalia Murder, Avenged Sevenfold, The Red Chord, Unearth, Converge, Tiger Army, Senses Fail, Dashboard Confessional, Coheed And Cambria, N.W.A., Jimmy Eat World, Run DMC, The Streets, Lostprophets, Public Enemy, Jay Z, The Specials, Arcade Fire, Thursday, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, Bloc Party, Refused, AFI, The Cure, Nightmare Of You, The Used, Anti-Flag, CKY, Nas, Depeche Mode, Flaming Lips, Klaxons, Enter Shikari, Gorilla Biscuits, Ordinary Boys, Hadouken!, Minus The Bear, Thrice, Rival Schools, Head Automatica, Panic! At The Disco, Men, Women And Children, Alexisonfire, The Haunted, Smashing Pumpkins, Cult Of Luna, Alice In Chains, NIN, Sublime, Madness, The Jam and a hell of a lot of old soul artists.

Movies:

Dead Man's Shoes, Delicatessen, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Ghost World, Haute Tension, Scarface, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Clueless, The Eye, Karate Kid, Rosemary's Baby, Dawn Of The Dead, The Monster Squad, Dog Soldiers, Thirteen, Trainspotting, Nightmare On Elm Street, Baise Moi, Spun, Braindead, Jerry Maguire, Requiem For A Dream, The Goonies, Quadrophenia, Labyrinth, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun Of The Dead, Oldboy, The Warriors, Carlito's Way, Amelie, I Spit On Your Grave, Last House On The Left, Big Fish, The Shining, My Cousin Vinny, Friday The 13th, My Little Eye, April Fools Day, Cradle Of Fear, Hellraiser, The Exorcist, The Omen, Batman Begins, Little Miss Sunshine, Raging Bull, Nil By Mouth, Sexy Beast, Ghostbusters, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, the Rocky Anthology.

Television:

Alan Attack, A Partridge Amongst The Pidgeons, Monkey Tennis, Arm Wrestling with Chas n Dave, Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank.

Books:

I can read you like a book and not a particularly good one. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb.

Heroes:

Keith Richards, Eric Cartman, Shooter McGavin, Clarence Worley, Bob Anderson, Zack Morris, Moff, Clint Eastwood, Grant Mitchell, Donald Darko, Speedo, Richard Madely, Ray Winstone, Cash, Kristofferson, Nelson and Jennings, Tim Armstrong, Nigel Benn, Morrissey, Keith 'Rhino' Stevens and anyone who excites and challenges me.

My Blog

Rant Of The Day: 05/03/07

Not a rant at all today really. It's a recommendation.I've always been a fan of Tiger Army and the band have a new album in the shops on June 4th. They've just posted the song 'Afterworld' online...
Posted by El Bezer on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Rant Of the Day: 01/03/2007

Now, anyone who knows me is well aware that I am/was a huge fan of The Darkness. For quite a few of us out there, The Darkness were a neon burst of fun and great tunes to get hammered to. It was ...
Posted by El Bezer on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Rant Of The Day: 26/02/07

Today, I'd like to talk about the sad news that the much-touted Van Halen reunion has apparently died on its arse before it's even started.The Crue reuinion was always going to be a bit shabolic in th...
Posted by El Bezer on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST

Rant Of The Day: 22/02/07

Apparently, reality TV 'star' Paul Danan is recovering from a heroin overdose this morning.Now, there's nothing big or clever about doing heroin. Doing heroin = eventual death via heroin as ...
Posted by El Bezer on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Rant Of The Day: 21/02/07

Today's Rant Of The Day is inspired by something I was sent suggesting that Swiss farmers are making their cows smoke dope for the purpose of making spaced out cheese and milk.Fair enough but it does ...
Posted by El Bezer on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:42:00 PST

Rant Of The Day: 20/02/07

Not really much getting my goat today to be honest.Liverpool footballer Craig Bellamy is said to have battered a team-mate with a golf club because he refused to sing 'Angels' with him at a karaoke se...
Posted by El Bezer on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

Rant Of The Day: 19/02/07

Today's subject is Miss Britney Spears.All day long I've had the TV on in the background saying 'is she in mental danger? Is there no length she won't go to? Can she responsibly look after her ch...
Posted by El Bezer on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:59:00 PST