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CK

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Ever the bastard I made a Myspace mainly to ogle at people. I'm a funny looking, foul word spouting, witty, astute(ish), loving, caring, contradictory, witless and all-round nice bloke. Sort of.
I'm getting dimmer by the week.
The Crobar in Soho is a good place to drink your body weight in whiskey (might have something to do with the dimness).
Nikkala, 24, from Middlesex is apparently astounded that the Home Office is in such a terrible state. "John Reid is a joke. We have dangerous criminals on the run, now jails are full. WHAT NEXT?!" Page 3 girls... arbitors of justice.
I write for cold hard ££.
Rhian, 20, from Manchester says she's all in favour of corporal punishment in schools. "There are too many nuisance pupils spoiling lessons for those who want to learn." Fair play, but giving them a kicking isn't the only option. How about just standing there in the buff in a bid for world peace eh Rhian, surely that'd work just as well, no?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a functioning sense of humour. I never say no to perverts, but WILL say no to rotten bands.
I'll be happy just to find a few decent people who know their arse from their elbow.
Love to meet the cunt who threw his apple core out of his car at me the other day, your arse is mine.

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