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Insta-Gaz

Posterchild for instant gratification

About Me

Buy my shirts http://www.cafepress.com/instagaz/I am InstaGAZ, the on-demand version of the original GAZ. I am nicer and more willing to take abuse whether it be verbal or physical... However I am only an electronic cartoon image, so physical abuse isn't entirely possible.

My Interests

Masturbating to concentration camp footage, crying myself to sleep, annoying insects to make me a real boy, hanging out with my BFF Indy Apostate, drinking paint varnish, getting kicked off of InstAndrea's fake makeout list, masturbating to "John Tucker Must Die"

I'd like to meet:

InstAndrea... We're never in the same place at the same time.

Movies:

I only watch "It's Pat - The Movie" and thats more for the academy award nomination-worthy supporting cast

Television:

"7th Heaven" but only the Jeremy London years. Dr. Chandler Hampton 4Life!

Books:

"The Autobiography of Bee-Mels as told to Alex Haley"