Masturbating to concentration camp footage, crying myself to sleep, annoying insects to make me a real boy, hanging out with my BFF Indy Apostate, drinking paint varnish, getting kicked off of InstAndrea's fake makeout list, masturbating to "John Tucker Must Die"
                    
                        I'd like to meet:
                        InstAndrea... We're never in the same place at the same time.
                     
                    
                        Movies:
                        I only watch "It's Pat - The Movie" and thats more for the academy award nomination-worthy supporting cast
                     
                    
                        Television:
                        "7th Heaven" but only the Jeremy London years. Dr. Chandler Hampton 4Life!
                     
                    
                        Books:
                        "The Autobiography of Bee-Mels as told to Alex Haley"