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Simon

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About Me

I am a clinically trained Child and Family therapist with a private Mediation practice in Missoula, Montana. I am married to my best friend, Chantelle, and I have two children, Asher and Abbie.
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You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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My Interests

Absinthe, The Wormwood Society, sword collecting, tobacco pipes, theater, acting, music, movies, Edward Gorey, art, language, reason, mystery, Scotland, mediation, conflict resolution, crazy people, fire safety, Diamon-fusion, fly-fishing, paintball, video games,

I'd like to meet:

Edward Gorey, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, wait, those are all dead. Is that allowed? How about Bill Cosby, James Taylor, Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Hugh Laurie, Angelina Jolie, Bobbie Fisher, Lyle Lovet
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Ham
((42% dark, 50% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))

your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHTYour style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will SmithThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - Take the quiz:
What Star Wars Character Are You?

Obi-Wan Kenobi
You are a level headed person who uses the Force to compliment your natural talent

You Are A Martini
You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink.
And for you, only quality alcohol. You don't waste your time on the cheap stuff.
Obviously, you're usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic.
And you'd never, ever consider one of those flavored martinis. They're hardly a drink! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?Dang! I wanted to be Absinthe but I suppose the above is true if I am not drinking Absinthe. Plymouth or Hendricks!

Music:

Blues: Robert Johnson, Son House, Corry Harris, Alvin Youngblood Heart, Leadbelly, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, etc... Rock, Classical, Alternative, i.e. Circus Contraption (Check them out, you won't be sorry), Jazz

Movies:

I like lots of movies but my top list always includes: The Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Shakespeare in Love (boys like it too), Star Wars,My favourite Director is Riddley Scott: The Duelists, Alien, Black Hawk Down, The Gladiator, Blade Runner, The Kingdom of Heaven, etc...
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 84%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film. Are You a Movie Buff?

Television:

House M.D., Mythbusters, Monk, Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, Britcoms (Black Addar, Jeeves and Wooster, Monte Python, etc...), America's Funniest Home Videos

Books:

The Lord of the Rings and anything Tolkien, anything C.S. Lewis, Sherlock Holmes, DUNE...I like things by: Edouard Gorey, Shakespeare, Diana Gabaldon, Tad Williams, Tom Clancy, Robert Jordan, Terry Brooks,I like to read: Theology, SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller, etc...

Heroes:

C.S. Lewis, Dietrich Bonhoeffer,