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Choc Ice

Remember You Can Never Have Too Much CHOC ICE

About Me

Fone Up LBC and say Choc Ice in different ways getting more and more different and ingenious each time. This Choc Ice got Choc Iced. Don't try this at home, it's a waste of ChOc IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIcE ........ The LIFE of THE chuck IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ..Yo Choc Ice has got an impersonator who I call Fake 99 just like Chavvy Vicky but the fake chavvy vicky is chavvier coz she just a little kid n such innit. Choc IIIIIIIIIIIIIce.

My Interests

I lied about me hating Choc Ice my interests aren't Choc Ice. Iced Choc and Choc'd Ice are interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Varinder's dog. I stole these from Varinder's site.
C hocolate
H ockey
O Ostrich
C atapult
I nidigo
C ashwew
E ngine
Name Acronym Generator

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ChocIce
Birthday: Classified
Birthplace: In the Ditch by the side of the Road
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: Choclate
Hair Color: IceCream
Height: 2ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left and Right
Your Heritage: Me no Understand
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers
Your Weakness: The Weakest Link
Your Fears: The Weakest Link
Your Perfect Pizza: Round
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 45 yarder
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: going to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: a bit .....
Your Bedtime: 5 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Mango Juice
McDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Figs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Choc Ice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc Ice
Cappuccino or Coffee: Choc Ice
Do you Smoke: rolled up Choc Ice
Do you Swear: Shit NO
Do you Sing: Shit NO
Do you Shower Daily: Shit NO
Have you Been in Love: Shit NO
Do you want to go to College: Shit NO
Do you want to get Married: Shit NO
Do you belive in yourself: Shit NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in Ice Cream Vans
Do you think you are Attractive: To Freezers
Are you a Health Freak: A choc ice a day earns the doctor his pay
Do you get along with your Parents: They have done a bana split
Do you like Thunderstorms: who's that?
Do you play an Instrument: do you play drums or hit them?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoke is not good for a Choc Ice
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only in Monopoly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Choc Ice: Oh Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I would never do that to her
In the past month have you been on Stage: I do not take drugs
In the past month have you been Dumped: In a wheelie bin
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: many things
Ever been Drunk: the punk stunk and he was drunk
Ever been called a Tease: even a Solero has better questions than these
Ever been Beaten up: by a calippo
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not that strong
How do you want to Die: an overdose of CHOC IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Big CHOC IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland.......... or Tesco
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Choc Ice
Favourite Hair Color: Creamy choc
Short or Long Hair: As long as its iced
Height: Ice
Weight: Choc
Best Clothing Style: Choc Iced
Number of Drugs I have taken: 500 bars of Choc'd ICE
Number of CDs I own: 70 tracks of Choc ICE on the radio
Number of Piercings: with a straw
Number of Tattoos: of CHOC ICE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not eating enough CHOC ICE

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Music:

I like little bits of music seeping through the raid and Choc Ice

Movies:

The good ones. TV is not good. I like Jackie Chan also and Choc Ice

Television:

TV is not good for the brain. Choc IIIIIIIIIIIce is.

Books:

Books aren't good for the eyes, many people who read wear glasses also Choc Ice

Heroes:

Muhammad Ali, Bruce Lee, Zinedine Zidane, Che Gue and Choc Ice.

My Blog

The Return of the Choc Ice

You may have noticed that Choc Ice had been away from the radio and Myspace and he had been feared dead or even worse - gone forever by millions around the world. However, with the help of ...
Posted by Choc Ice on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

Iain Lee Choc Iced

Hello yeah I'm in the car I just wanted to talk about the - wait a minute someone's at my window. Yeah what do you want? Knock Knock Choc IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIce....
Posted by Choc Ice on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:49:00 PST