T'BONE profile picture

T'BONE

I put the T in T-Bag

About Me

I am a former investment banker and loan shark. Since I have found Todrow, my ex-gay lover, who ran off on our child and ditched his child support, I have made him pay and got closier through that. At present, I find myself to have had it with men. It is really wierd but all i think about is fucking as many women as I possibly can -- it almost seems as though i am enjoying it! But enough about me; THEY are enjoying it, which has inspired me to be your message board. If any of you men would like advice as to how to suduce and lure into your bedroom a beautiful woman who you think is out of your league, drop me a message, I'm sure I can help.Remember, I Put the "T" in T-BONE!!!
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

Slippin into some slimey groovey pussay -- yeah!!! I love that shit!!!

I'd like to meet:

Any Guy with a big honkin smokin cock that cant find a pussay to burrow intoI guess I can also help you ladies out there, but come on!! you must be nasty (and in the bad way) if you cant get a guy -- I MEAN REALLY!!! The last time I had trouble getting a man was before my first ever erection at the age of 6! But that is all over now... Anyway, i guess i'll help you nasty bitches.

My Blog

Shall I Wallow in My Own Semen or Shant I?

"Budo-Author of House-Wife Suspense Stories writes:"T'Bone I just jizzed in my pants. I can either:a) wash [them] or b) sit here What would you do."Well BAHST what I would do is bask in the glory of m...
Posted by T'BONE on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

T-Bone reaching out to the children

An anonymous writer, who claims to be 18 and who I shall refer to as Timothy, wrote the following:T-Bone, I know you are a master sexologist and this is not your field but I am going to kill myself. ...
Posted by T'BONE on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

An unsatified Lady

From: april may junehttp://www.myspace.com/notborninaprilDate: Oct 16 2006 11:10 PMFlag spam/abuse [ ? ]Subject: teeheehee...Body: Oh dear...I hope I'm not losing my sense of humor. But...uhhhh...ho...
Posted by T'BONE on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

Hot and Sexless

"The Tiffany" writes:"I try all the time. But something about me drives the men away. What can I do to make them wish to fornicate with me?"Well, to all you reading this, this young lady is not exactl...
Posted by T'BONE on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

The How To's of ATM (Ass To Mouth)

Yaz Photo writes:"how [do] i get my girl to do an ATM also known as [an] ass to mouth???" But first, You are very welcome YP for the advice -- jeeze, i had no way of knowing that so many men where int...
Posted by T'BONE on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:03:00 PST

How to stick your finger in your date's butt on the first date

Budo, Author of House-Wife Romance Novels writes:"Ok so it is the first date and I want to put my fingers in her butt. What on earth do I do!"Well, BAHWRN, this is a tough one, for, you see, not many ...
Posted by T'BONE on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:06:00 PST